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When they reach their majority, every hobbit is encouraged to carve or forge a spoon that would be their Love Spoon. It’s a very sacred process as no talking can be done during the crafting of the spoon. All of their energy must be concentrated on pouring their hopes and dreams for the future into their spoon. Reflecting especially on what type of spouse would compliment them most, what type of marriage they hope to have, and what vows they would make to honor and cherish them. The symbols etched into their spoon would showcase all of this so that way when their future spouse used it for the first time, they knew exactly what they were getting out of this marriage. And that’s it. Once someone has taken a bite from a dish prepared by the spoon’s owner, they are married in the eyes of the Shire. The act is reciprocated, and the lucky couple move in together in marital bliss.
Bilbo agonized over his spoon. A spoon no one ever seemed to want, and he had accepted his fate at no one ever eating from. Then a company of dwarves invaded his dining room, and their leader took a bite...
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08 Jul 2026
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The Things We Carry by Ladymarythedevil
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
28 Mar 2026
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Bilbo carries a small leather pouch everywhere he goes.
When Kíli’s prank sends it into a river, the Company learns why the hobbit never lets it out of his sight.
Inside are the last gifts from the husband he lost twenty years ago.The problem?
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07 Jul 2026
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Harrison said leaning back on his heels, "Really? You tried to attack me?"
The other one pulled his wand out and pointed it in Harrison's face. The ebony haired man didn't so much as flinch at the threat.
Instead he commented dryly, "You might as well put that away. You won't be able to cast a spell here."
"You think we can't use magic? You're just a mudblood! Do you know who I am?!"
Harrison resisted the urge to rub his ears at the high pitched voice. He retorted, "By your appearance you're a pureblood heir. However I don't care who you think you are. You can't just attack someone in this shop. Luckily for you, your wand won't register the attempt. Otherwise I would call the aurors. I suggest you leave now."
The other said his blue eyes narrowing, "Or what? Who do you think the aurors would beleive? A mudblood nobody or two pureblood heirs? You didn't even go to Hogwarts either. You must be a squib."
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i am the sky and the dawn and the sun by unprettybarbie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Hobbit - All Media Types
04 Jul 2026
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The action has the dwarf tense, but the words that fall from his mouth next only has Harry nod solemnly.
"He has no idea we're coming."
"I truly doubt he—" Harry freezes as the words catch up to him. "Did you say 'we?'"
It is the dwarf's turn to nod solemnly. "My company has likely arrived by now."
In which: Harry has a horrible, awful, no good, very bad bleeding heart. Bilbo is no better. And it's much easier to blame all problems on Gandalf.
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06 Jul 2026
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Bofur's Matchmeddling Service by bhangles05
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
07 Jun 2026
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Post BOFA - Bilbo stays in Erebor for a full year, hopeful that he can carve out a place amongst the dwarves. Unfortunately his relationship with the king is still tense, and the two have not regained their easy comradery from the quest. The hobbit announces he plans to depart for the Shire, garnering a poor joke from Bofur about having “his pick of the hobbit lasses!” Bilbo however disabuses them of this notion quickly, assuring them all it is just his home he misses - besides, he would be considered virtually ineligible due to his going on the quest. The dwarves won’t take this lying down and make sure to introduce him to a host of strapping dwarves who would properly appreciate their burglar. Thorin meanwhile, is turning into a green eyed monster, but it isn’t the gold he is craving.
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06 Jul 2026