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Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jul 2026
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”I expect you to treat this bloody borrow-and-beg like your own child, Potter,” he hissed as they made their way back to the castle. Harry—who was cradling the egg, a tiny light-brown thing with a spattering of dark speckles, carefully in his mittened hands—almost dropped it at the slip of Cockney that he hadn’t heard from Riddle since first year. “If it gets turned into an omelet by a Bludger while you’re playing your imbecilic sport, they will never find your body.”
”I’d worry less about me breaking it and more about you keeping it warm,” Harry retorted, holding the egg protectively away from Riddle’s glare—vibes that rancid couldn’t be good for a developing creature. “You couldn’t melt butter in those icy hands of yours, let alone support life.”
… When Harry came to retrieve the egg that evening, there was a toad tied to the top of it.
“RIDDLE!”
Harry and Tom get paired up for the ol’ “take care of an egg together” project for Care of Magical Creatures. Tom tries to put his own Slytherin spin on the assignment, and soon they’re both more invested than they’d anticipated.
Written for the Purge XL prompt “Daddy”.
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- Part 18 of Purple Purges
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16 Jul 2026
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15 Jul 2026
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After a bout of accidental magic when Harry is six, Vernon goes too far. When Harry wakes up, he is gravely wounded and more than fifty years in the past in another world. After some shuffling, Harry ends up at Wool's. There, he meets Tom Riddle, his mysterious roommate, eventual best friend, and the love of his life.
Inspired by a doctor he meets in the past, Harry is determined to go into medicine and protect other children like himself and Tom. Tom has his own dream of becoming Prime Minister. The boys quickly become inseparable and are determined to help each other down their paths to build a life together.
He wanted Harry. He had never coveted anyone this much.
Tom understood now that some part of him had never given up on having a… friend. Someone who understood him more than anyone else. Someone who would always take his side.
In a flash, he knew he would do anything to have Harry Faye’s loyalty.
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13 Jul 2026
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Gorgeous, defintely Top Tier. The one on which Jude Bellingham is just this version of Harry <333
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After winning the match against Norway and reading all the posts about him being an omega in his friendship with Erling Haaland, Jude Bellingham takes it upon himself to prove everyone wrong, and he tops Haaland in the locker room. He earned it, after all.
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13 Jul 2026
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“You’re pouting, Jude, like a child,” Erling had said.
“I’m not a child,” he’d defended himself.
“Oh? You are a big boy now?” Erling’s mouth was curled conspiratorially, and Jude thought he must have imagined the glint in his eye, though he knew without a shadow of a doubt that he had not.
Or, Jude is alone with Erling for the first time in a long time.
He makes bad decisions.
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13 Jul 2026