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    Papyrus, as he is naturally gifted in many things, turns his hands to erotic fiction. But why have a swarthy, romantic hero when he can just write himself in there?

    Papyrus set his rattling fingers to the keyboard, and began. Subtly.

    ‘THERE’S BEEN A CATASTROPHIC BONER CRISIS IN THE CITY OF COCKSWORTH.’

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    23 Jun 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 60

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    This particular night was… going to be interesting, to say the least. It had all started with a conversation about druidic magic which then morphed into the concept of having sex while in wild shape. And now they were here. Once they were far enough away from camp, they stripped, holding each other as they kissed passionately under the moon. They parted the wood elf out of breath.

    “Are you still willing?” The archdruid asked his lover. Getting a sigh and a rather bashful,

    “Yes. I will tell you if I want you to stop.”

    “Very well.”

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    16 Jun 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 23

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    Astarion is not very good at asking for things. So how does he get what he wants?

    He pushes, and he pushes, until the other person snaps.

    He may have pushed too hard this time.

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    21 May 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 26

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    Astarion is desperate when he crawls into the drow’s tent, but when he’s caught during his midnight snack, he gets more than he bargained for.

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    21 May 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    Being the impatient turtle that he is, Mikey lasts about two minutes standing awkwardly in front of the manhole cover before he gets sick of standing in the alleyway like an idiot. He’s just asking for a cop to yell at him at this point. So, he hesitantly peaks around the corner, and grins when he spots a person on a bike rushing in his direction, an impressive amount of pizzas balanced in one hand.

    Grinning, Mikey steps fully into the light of the street, waving the man he’s able to identify as his alternate delivery guy down. He was really worried for a second there, but Woody’s probably sick or something, it’s not like Mikey’s ever gotten the guy’s number so he could ask.

    Maybe he should’ve been a bit more careful.

    (Mikey believes the police captain when she tells him that humans won't mind his appearance. Written for the prompt "Learning everything ain’t what it seems, that’s the thing about these days.")

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    12 Oct 2023