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    Obi-Wan, not Anakin, receives Force visions of his loved ones dying. This changes the fate of the galaxy.

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    Lance and Keith made it through the decade as Paladins of Voltron. Can they handle the years that come after?
    {An infrequently updated, canon-divergence series that uses way too many Star Wars references}

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    Different drabbles written as Shadowhunters: Season 3B came out.
    Tape on a Masterpiece: Written after 3x19 {Not canon-compliant anymore!}
    And The Stars Will Align: Written after 3x19 and 3x20 {Canon-compliant}
    Ninety-Two Percent: Written after 3x22 {Canon-compliant}

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    “Listen, Ilya is-“

    Shane doesn’t hear anything else. The crowd around them dissolves into white noise. He wants to smack Ilya’s name out of Sasha’s mouth.

    “Mine,” Shane snaps, finishing Sasha’s sentence for him. “Ilya is mine.

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    18 Jul 2026

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    "Shane," Bood says firmly. And it sounds so wrong, because Bood never calls him Shane. Shane is always Hollzy. And Bood's voice is supposed to be loud and steady, not shaky. And Shane finally, finally becomes aware enough of his surroundings to feel the trembling of Bood's hands against his waist. "Shane, please. They're working on him. We need to give them space so they can—so they can make sure he's okay."

    "He's my husband," Shane chokes out, not quite managing to choke down the sob that's been building up long enough to boil over. Bood makes a similarly choked noise at that. "You need to let me go. He's my husband."

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    Ilya gets injured on the ice during Shane's first season with the Centaurs. Shane loses his mind, a bit.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    “This is Ilya. Rozanov,” Shane tells the nurse, maybe a little bit louder than necessary. “He’s my teammate. Not anything else.”

    Ilya frowns again. His husband is acting very strangely.

    “Sure, Mr. Hollander,” the nurse says, giving Ilya a wink. “Don’t worry. Your secret is safe with me.”

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    Shane gets some dental work done and forgets he and Ilya are already out. He tries to convince everyone they’re not actually married. He does a pretty terrible job.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    “We haven’t had sex in…” Shane pauses, does the mental math to get from yesterday morning to right now, and comes up with “thirty-six hours.”

    Ilya blinks. Once, twice, like he needs it to check Shane’s math and wrap his head around the stupidly broad smile on his boyfriend’s face.

    “Hollander,” he eventually bites out. “Blyat. Why the fuck do you say this like it’s good thing?”

    Or; a soft little cottage interlude.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    “You can go, y’know, if you want-“

    “Ah, no. I do not want to,” Ilya interrupts. “Stay at home with my very sexy husband who is wearing his glasses, or go out to a club filled with people who are not you? The answer is very simple, Shane.”

    Shane rolls his eyes again, but he’s smiling as he saunters towards Ilya.

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    17 Jun 2026