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    Shane was twelve when hockey scouts started showing up to his games. He was barely fifteen when a check went horribly wrong, fucked his knee to hell and gave him a grade III concussion. During rehab he found swimming, and he was seventeen when he went to the Olympics as an alternate for freestyle swim events.

    He’s 24 and working for his mom’s sports PR company when he meets Ilya Fucking Rozanov.

    May contain: Shane Hollander navigating what it means to be mostly normal when your whole childhood was about preparing you for greatness. Shane Hollander attempting to flirt. Possibly less than 100% accurate descriptions of what a sports PR agent does.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    “We do not say anything about the Hollander situation,” LeClaire tells them even though it sounds like he’s already resigned to what he knows is going to happen.

    After all, Roz gets extremely mad whenever it’s brought up. Not that Cliff can blame him, he’s pretty sure that Roz liked Hollander before this (wouldn’t chirp him half as much if he didn’t). Finding out that he’s such a bastard must sting.

    Not to mention that Roz does not mess around with people that disrespect girls. Or women. Or kids. Or dogs. Or the elderly (excluding Scott Hunter). Or really anyone, if it’s for petty stupid reasons.

    “Of course,” Cliff agrees for both of them since Roz is still too busy texting someone.

    It’s apparently not good enough for LeClaire because he asks, “Roz?”

    “Just one second,” he answers without raising his eyes from his phone or stopping his typing. “Need to get my Jane to agree with something. She’s very stubborn.”

     

    Or. My take on the 'their text leak and now everybody thinks that Shane is an abusive bastard' premise. Featuring Ilya giving a presser, Marly realizing in real time who 'Jane' is and the internet reacting to the craziness.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    When The Rice Purity Test gets brought up in the locker room, Ilya makes it Captain's orders to learn everyone's score. Shane doesn't expect this stupid quiz to lead to learning more about each other’s past.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    “But why are we in the game? Did my Mom sign some deal she didn’t tell us about?”

    Shane makes to reach for his phone on the coffee table. He really needs to have a word with his mother. Whoever designed his character made him look kinda stupid. He’s also not THAT much shorter than Ilya, come on.

    “No no. Anyone can make any character they want. AND! They can fall in love and have babies.” Ilya waggles his eyebrows suggestively.

    Or.

    Fans keep tagging Ilya in their Tomodachi Life videos of him and Shane. Ilya loves it. So Shane decides to buy him the game.

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    26 May 2026

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    “Hey, I was going to go shopping today. You didn’t need to stop and get me groceries.” Phoenix crossed his arms as a flush coming to his cheeks as he watched the prosecutor glare at the vegetables he had purchased as though they had wronged him as he unloaded the grocery bag. “And I know you, Edgeworth. You didn’t fly over five-thousand miles just to restock my fridge.”

    Miles turned his glare on Phoenix. “And yet it is the fact that I knew I had to do so before appearing at your door that frustrates me. You said you would tell me when you needed help, Wright.”

    “And I will,” Phoenix ran a hand through his mussed hair. He’s sure it looked a mess given he hadn’t bothered combing it today and had it under his beanie up until earlier. “I’m fine right now.”

    A white lie.

    It had become a lot easier to tell those recently, especially to Miles.

    “You’re much thinner than the last time I saw you, and your office is an absolute mess. You’re a bluffer, Wright, but I’ve never known you to be a liar.”

    Phoenix is struggling to navigate applying for social benefits. Edgeworth comes up with a perfect solution.

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    24 May 2026