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    It wasn’t supposed to happen the first two times, but when Megatron showed up on Ratchet’s doorstep suffering from the same aphrodisiac as Ratchet himself, well, what would one more romp hurt?

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    30 Jun 2026

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    It's mere months into an attempt at peace and Megatron's already getting 'friendly' with Optimus.

    Ratchet is more than ready to put a stop to the nonsense, but he too seems to have underestimated Megatron's... charms.

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    30 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 32

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    “I want you to fuck Drift for me.”

    If Rodimus had, say, been sitting up by the bar at Swerve’s, having a nice sip of engex while hearing that sentence, he absolutely would have spat everywhere upon its completion. Maybe fallen off his chair, too.

    As it is, despite having no drink to spit nor chair to disembark, he still chokes on nothing, sputtering helplessly at Ratchet’s stone cold serious face.

    “I—you—I’m sorry, did—I—” Rodimus finally gives up and simply asks, “What?”

    “I want you to fuck Drift for me,” Ratchet repeats, like it’s any more comprehensible a second time around.

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    OR: In which Rodimus fucks a married mech that he definitely doesn’t have any romantic feelings for, no siree.

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    22 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 12

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    Ratchet doesn't understand why Rodimus would ever consider trusting Megatron. Rodimus suggests they interface, because fragging solves everyone's problems. Ratchet is offended. He does it anyways, though.

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    11 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 36

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    A few fics that follow Flambae and Robert's relationship as they meet each others' families, try not to get blown up at work, survive the Z-Team's constant jokes, Visi's masterful ragebaiting and try to navigate HR (wait, is that even a thing at SDN?!? Maybe they don't have to worry after all...)

    (Slow-ish burn, beware!)
    (All titles from Twenty Øne Pilots' songs 😆)

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    23 Jan 2026