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Pack your dolls and a sweater by ItComesInPints
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
03 May 2026
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Rocky turns and bumps me in the leg. I look up first.
It’s Earth.
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Grace gets a beach.
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Johnny lives, even though he didn't want to. V is gone. She meant for this.
TEMPERANCE ENDING
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Work in progress! Title/tags/everything subject to change.
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Henry returns to Rattay after many months away, and Heinrich sees the side of his father that loves.
“Henry!”
Three heads rise to the balcony, where Heinrich’s father is leaning over the balusters looking down. The chill wind pulls at the loose ends of his hair and the gaping collar of his tunic, though he shows no reaction to the cold. He’s almost never up this early — grousing if he’s woken before noon — but his eyes are wide awake now, fixed on Henry alone.
Heinrich senses himself shrinking back into the shape of a child, small and wet and instantly forgotten. He bristles with disappointment. Henry is beyond him now. And the courtyard, the village, the knights, the rain, his mother. All are secondary to Lord Hans Capon, who only has to call his name.
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10 Apr 2025
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Henry’s Saviour Schnapps [Translation from chinese] by sweetpea2022
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
03 Apr 2025
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"If you could, would you ever go back to a certain moment in the past?"
Henry had asked Father Godwin this question more than once.
A drunk Godwin would tell him, "Tempus fugit, et non revertitur." (Time flies and never returns.)
A sober Godwin, on the other hand, would say that he wouldn't mind squeezing the bathhouse mistress’s tits in Uzhitz one more time.
And yet, for some reason, out of all the moments in his life, Henry kept returning to one endless sunset in Nebakov—Hans Capon, twenty years old, leaning against the railing on the second floor of the fortress, golden hair gleaming in the setting sun. From that moment on, every angel Henry ever imagined bore his likeness.Bookmarked by ItComesInPints
09 Apr 2025
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so leave me my liver and leave me my skin (leave me the way all those other homes did) by iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse)
09 Aug 2024
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The worst Wolverine in the multiverse has been given a second chance.
He has no fucking clue what to do with it.
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15 Aug 2024
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We Know The End Is Approaching (We Just Can’t See It) by prismaticfyre, Qpi
Fandoms: Wolf 359 (Radio)
09 May 2022
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“The universe is constantly expanding outwards at a rate faster than we can comprehend. And one day, it’ll collapse in on itself, and take us all with it.
We got our one-way ticket. This train doesn’t make any stops.”
Colonel Kepler tells a riddle and considers the concept of time. Plus, electric chairs, alien life, turtles, and a terribly hidden Richard Siken quote.
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- Part 1 of The Entire History Of Human Desire
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30 Jun 2022