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After Tom takes Greg out to teach him how to be rich, Greg decides to return the favor and give Tom a tour of how to be poor in the city via St. Mark's. A series of mishaps, of course, inevitably occur.
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Tom scoffed, “I’m not fucking crawling on the dirty subway floor. First of all, the suit is dry-clean only. Second of all, I’m not a goddamn dog or toddler. I’m a grown, successful man. And I’m going to hop the turnstile like a man would.”
Gripping the sides of the turnstile with unsure hands, he began to hoist himself over. For a few seconds, he really felt like one of those cool NYU artsy kids he had always secretly been jealous of. That was, of course, before his foot got stuck on the last bar, and he face planted onto the subway floor (more commonly known as a pile of germs, chewed gum, and every single person in the city’s dirty footprints since probably the 19-fucking-40s).
The MTA employee just shook his head with a disappointed look from his box, and a girl leaning on the tiled walls side-eyed them and loudly popped her gum.
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You (Just Like Heaven) by Insert_Mild_Screeching
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
07 Dec 2024
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In which Richie and Eddie debate totally, definitely, entirely maturely whether or not Eddie actually knows CPR based on his training and certification. Challenges are made, bets are raised, and ulterior motives are involved.
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“Excuse you!” Richie gasped in mock outrage,“ I know CPR, I give it to your mom all the time!”
“Richie what does that even mean,” Eddie scoffed, “that makes absolutely no sense!”
“Hey,” Richie started, somberly and softly placing his hand on Eddie’s. He paused before his serious face began twisting into his telltale smirk, “it's okay to admit that you're such a virgin you can’t even imagine what I get up to.”
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Daniel Molloy, Time Bandit by mothmage
Fandoms: Vampire Chronicles Series - Anne Rice, Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
26 Nov 2023
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They'd had a horrible fight. Daniel, dejected and angry that Armand refused to give him the Dark Gift, stormed out, intending to blow off some steam until he was desperate enough to ask Armand to come get him. Instead, he found himself in the weirdest place, with a bunch of French vampires and an Armand that didn't know him.
Or: a study in loneliness.
Bookmarked by Insert_Mild_Screeching
11 Jun 2026
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this isn't how it happened by luminoussbeings
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022), Vampire Chronicles Series - Anne Rice
29 Sep 2025
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“You are not a person,” Armand says, “and Louis desires me more than you could imagine. I am—everything to him. Everything.”
“Yeah,” the boy drawls, following Armand with his hands, his lips, the wet press of his teeth. “Keep selling it.”
or: Armand disobeys Louis and kills Daniel in 1973. Cue fifty years of haunting, fucking a ghost, buried guilt, and desperately trying to manipulate your lover into thinking all of this is totally fine.
Bookmarked by Insert_Mild_Screeching
10 Jun 2026
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soooo confusing trippy and spooky—REREAD WHEN HIGH
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and there was only one coffin by luminoussbeings
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
21 Oct 2025
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Daniel spits out the rest of the hair. “What.”
Slowly, as if it pains him greatly to even say it, Armand asks, “Do you have an erection.”
Shit. Daniel had been hoping Armand couldn’t feel that.
or: To escape from Akasha, Daniel and his estranged maker are forced to hide together in a coffin.
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"You know Daniel had a terrible crush on you, back when you were busy playing at being a musician," Armand said, cards clicking against the table as he set them down.
Blood rushed through Daniel's face, up to the tips of his ears. Lestat had been sprawled out in his chair but at Armand’s words he sat up, rested his chin on his hand and fixed Daniel with the kind of stare that would have made the mortal version of him want to wither and crawl into a hole.
“Is that so? I wondered about that, actually,” Lestat said as he laid a card down and took a new one from the deck. No reaction to the card at all. Daniel wasn’t sure if he had an excellent poker face or if he was just so intent on staring a hole right through his soul that he’d forgotten to care about the game itself. “You were always giving me these funny looks back on Night Island.”
Daniel plays cards with Lestat and Armand. Gets dealt a bigger hand than any of them bargained for when Armand takes the two of them apart.
Bookmarked by Insert_Mild_Screeching
09 Jun 2026
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Bumpin' That (Bumpin' That Bumpin' That Bumpin' That) by TheAngelsAreWatch1ng
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
30 Oct 2024
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Daniel and Lestat are fuck buddies. They are on a tour bus a la Word Tour. They do coke. They try to bang. And then Armand stops time and walks in.
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- Part 1 of Rockstar Sabbatical
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08 Jun 2026