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    “Jedi one,” Fox snapped at Vos, before pointing to Anakin and Obi-Wan. “Jedi two, Jedi three. It feels like I can’t swing a Force-damned stick on this planet without arresting one of you zippy fucks.” Fox threw his arms out to the room. “Are there any other Jedi in here I should know about?”

    A throat cleared. Oh-so-slowly, a tentative hand raised from a few cells down.

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    The one where Fox is way too good at his job.

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    22 Apr 2026

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    Din goes looking for the legendary lost treasure of Count Dooku. Everyone is surprised when he actually finds it.

    "Boba," Din said. "I think you might have a brother."

    Boba stared. “You think I might have a brother,” he repeated. “One brother.”

    “I know it’s probably a shock,” Din said, his shoulders tilting anxiously.

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    14 Apr 2026

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    In Which Obi-Wan Kenobi is Shown Holofootage of His 12-Year Old Padawan in a Seedy Nightclub With The Chancellor of the Republic And Has A Proportionate Response.

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    13 Apr 2026

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    "Crap!" the food truck worker shrieks in alarm. "Don't hurt him, Superman, he's just a kid!"

    Clark . . . pauses, then looks up from the kid that he is currently pinning into the street as said kid struggles underneath him.

    "'Hurt him'?" he asks in reflexive confusion, and then realizes how batting a teenager around like a person-shaped cat toy and pinning him to the street hard enough to crack it probably actually looks to an outside observer.

    . . . um.

    Whoops.

    "Um," he starts awkwardly, and then the kid slips his pin while he's distracted and throws his arms around his neck with a gleeful laugh and a bright grin.

    "Dad!" he crows triumphantly, and hugs Clark harder than literally anyone has ever hugged him before.

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    03 Apr 2026

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    The girl and magic staff were nowhere to be seen, instead a fine layer of blue, shimmering dust covered the ground. In the center, where Red Hood and Nightwing should have been, was what looked like a pile of yellow and black fabric until it started shifting and moving, revealing itself to be two human forms.

    Tim stopped dead in his tracks, nearly slipping in the dust, causing Robin — who was apparently right behind him — to crash into his back.

    Robin mumbled a few curse words directed at him, but stopped short when he saw what was in front of them.

    It was two young boys, both with messy black hair, both covered in a fine layer of glittering blue dust, and both wearing the old Robin costume. It was Dick's design, the brighter one, closer in color to what the Flying Graysons had worn, and with a startling lack of pants. But it was the one that Jason had worn too.

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    Or, Dick and Jason get de-aged by some magic, assumptions are made, and those assumptions are very, very wrong.

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    14 Mar 2026