IfConfusionWasAPerson
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Marys misfortunes in love by IfConfusionWasAPerson
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Mar 2026
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Marry carries Lilys lipgloss in her bag even though Lily wants it every 15 minutes, and maybe there's a reason for that deeper than friendly helpfulness, because Mary would never carry Marlenes chapstick this way.
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A trip to hogsmeade, two girls that are friends but maybe something more or maybe Marys wrong. -
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Sirius and Regulus are born with a year and a half between them. They die fifteen years apart. This is everything inbetween.
or a story following both Sirius and Regulus as they navigate life, from having a brother to losing one. Sirius finds a new family, and Regulus finds a cult.
Strong James and Sirius friendship, complicated wolfstar, even more complicated bartylus.
From the day Regulus is born to the day Sirius dies.
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Obsession ;an idea or thought that continually preoccupies or intrudes on a person's mind.
Ian Gallagher bothers him. He can’t really point out what it is. The freckles that don’t belong on the southside, the way he treated Mandy and how she just forgot about it, the way he talked to him.
Or an attempt to write season 1 from Mickeys perspective.
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- Part 1 of Shameless:Mickeys perspective
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Nine attempts to start a converation with your idiotic brother by IfConfusionWasAPerson
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Nov 2022
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Nine letters Regulus Black sent to Sirius Black during 1979
Hello Sirius
I can't believe im writing a fucking letter-I have uncovered something about the war and i don't know what to do with it. So stupidly i'm writing you. Probabaly not a good idea but desperate times, am l right.
Right.
I can't tell you over letter. Not as of yet. But i think i'm going to uncover something big. I think i'll let you know. I think i'll get killed if he finds out i know.
Signing this embarassingly
Little star.
Or Regulus narrating the last months before he enters the cave in the form of letters written to his older brother
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Cafe Venus, Dog star and Moony by IfConfusionWasAPerson
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marauders - Fandom
30 Dec 2021
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"Welcome to venus cafe, what would you like to order?"
"What's your name" that was not what he was trying to ask..
"You could call me, John" No matter how beautiful this person was he had been rude earlier and he would not get his actual name
"Wow you're not even gonna give him your real name? Low blow John"
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Tattoo Artist Sirius (Not that it's relavant or anything but he would very much like to meet his soulmate as quickly as possible) is in a rush and needs a coffe
Barista Remus is not up for annoying customers who claims they're i a rush and needs to be served first.
Or another soulmate au where your soulmates name appears on your wrist and all you have to do is 1, meet them. 2, introduce yourself. Two gay idiots somehow fails with the easier step
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swedish fish by kryptic_girl
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
09 Jun 2026
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Despite the ordeal being pitched as a family affair, Yuna and David were seated ten rows behind him. Shane had a vague recollection of a conversation about their seating arrangements. You’ll be next to a Swedish prince – no, a princess – no, a prince. Jeez, the font on these emails is too small. David, can you hand me my glasses?
As promised, Shane was seated beside a prince. He was obscenely beautiful. His hair reflected a white-gold twinge in the sun, with eyebrows to match, fading into his browbone. A straight nose, rose-bud lips, and skin as smooth as porcelain. A glittering diamond hanging off one earlobe. Objectively beautiful. Regrettably not who he wanted.
Or: What if, post-tuna meltdown, Ilya gets injured and the All-Stars reunion never happens. Shane and Ilya don't make up. Shane actually goes to Wimbledon that year and gets a lot more than he bargained for.
Or: The Wimbledon Swedish prince fic.
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Shane Hollander ended things for all the right reasons.
He has Rose. He has hockey. He has a future that finally makes sense.
Then Rose points across a crowded Montreal nightclub and says three words:
"Isn't that Rozanov?"
Or: What if Ilya ran after Shane that night at the club?
*Hiiiiiiiiii
So this is my very first fanfic! I am an avid reader here on A03 and after reading literally 100's of stories, I decided to take a crack at it myself. I do not have a beta, so this was all edited me, myself and I. If you see any errors......no you didn't.
jk - If you see anything that doesn't seem right (grammatically), please let me know. Otherwise, I hope you enjoy this fic as much as I enjoyed writing it for yall!
<3 <3 <3
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13 Jun 2026
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No matter how many times they meet and his eyes flicker with dim recognition, whether it’s at the dive bar on Beacon Street or the French cafe near TD Garden, she wonders which will happen first: Ilya Rozanov realizing she’s twins with the guy he’s been hooking up with since his rookie season, or that he’s in love with said guy.
Of course, she also feels the same curiosity every time Shane tells her he has to end it, only to fall right back into Rozanov’s lap.
Boys are so dumb, honestly. It’s a shame she’s quite fond of them both.
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A comprehensive, year-by-year history of Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander falling in love, in text form.
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11 Jun 2026
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Shane thought about sending the message, he really did. For a moment, he allowed himself to imagine what it would have been like for Ilya to flinch at the sound of his text, a ping from the other side of the room. Maybe he would pounce. Maybe he’d act slowly, putting out his cigarette, fingertips brushing the pool of vodka at the bottom of a glass before wiping it off, padding across the room to answer.
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Shane doesn't send the message after the NHL awards. Instead, he accidentally summons the 2024 version of himself to 2014. A fix-it where future Shane meddles in his past life.