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    Linger in the Sun by

    Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

    27 Dec 2019

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    "Tell Lan Zhan that I'm weeping uncontrollably," Wei Wuxian says to the juniors. "Tell him I'm truly pitiful and he needs to do everything I say until I'm well again."

    Lan Congyi is in the middle of carefully holding his eyelids open to check his pupils, but he still obeys, bless him. "Hanguang-Jun, Senior Wei would like us to tell you that he can't stop crying and he'd like for you to do everything he says until he's better." There's a moment of silence, and then Lan Congyi says to Wei Wuxian, "Hanguang-Jun says he already does everything you tell him."

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    Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji find themselves cursed, unable to see or hear each other. They figure things out anyway.

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    28 Jul 2024

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    and I‘m reminded of the simple life (where I work and just be used) by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    13 Jul 2026

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    Shang Qinghua is so stupid for assuming anything in the first place. He should know better by now, shouldn't he?

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    22 Jul 2024

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    Kitty-cat by

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

    08 Nov 2024

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    Look, Wei Wuxian's life had been going fine, right? Like, it'd sucked, but it'd been fine! He'd been fine. And then he went on a night hunt with the mighty Hanguang-Jun, and suddenly he was tiny and furry.

    But it was fine. How long could it possibly last?

    Or: Wei Wuxian is turned into a cat. Enter Lan Wangji to give him the care he needs and deserves and will never allow himself.

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    The Waves are Rising and Rising by ,

    Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

    11 Mar 2024

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    “My doctor thinks dual cultivation would help. Sexual dual cultivation.” Nie Mingjue puffs out his now reddened cheeks, “Specifically as the party being penetrated. It — it helps for the energy exchange to be closer to the golden core, apparently.” He clears his throat. “More efficient that way. Theoretically it would have better and faster results than Song of Cleansing.”

    Jin Guangyao’s ears are ringing. He’s distantly aware that his mouth is hanging open. He stares at Nie Mingjue, trying to process if he really just said what he thought he said. Slowly, he turns his head to look at Lan Xichen who — yes, Nie Mingjue definitely just said that, because Lan Xichen’s ears are bright red and he’s blinking rapidly, his own jaw dropped.

    Nie Mingjue is asking to be fucked in the ass. For medical reasons.

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    Three virgins with communication issues attempt to do sex magic. It goes about as well as you might expect.

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    08 Jul 2024