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This town doesn’t have any heroes. It never did. So when the world fell apart, unlike everywhere else, most people just… carried on. Still went out to eat, brought their kids to school, and hung out at the local cat cafe.
Villain attacks are common here. I mean come on, is it really even a Tuesday if your commute isn’t interrupted by some hulked-out rando trying to eat the ticket machine on the subway?
And I say there are no heroes, well maybe there was one…
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“Hollander,” Ilya murmured gently. “Bath is ready.”
Shane cracked his eyes open, staring dumbly at the burly Russian hovering over him where he was still laying in bed.
“…bath?” He croaked, voice raspy with disuse.
“Mm. I ran you a bath. It will make you feel better before you go to sleep tonight. Will help with your sore muscles.”
Shane asks Ilya to fuck him gently during one of their regular hookups, badly bruised from their game. Ilya runs him a bath afterwards, and they fall secretly and desperately in love that way, through whispered confessions and late night conversations while Shane soaks, and Ilya quietly observes him.
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hey, i think i have something that belongs to you by NoahVY
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 Jul 2026
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At seven years old, Shane and Ilya swapped bodies for fifteen minutes, just enough time to change everything. That first swap, and all the ones that followed, marked the beginning of the most epic love story the hockey world has ever seen.
Or, they were soulmates, baby ;)
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05 Jun 2026
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Us by 24liwan (Aldeults)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
23 Jun 2026
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A collection of Hollanov microfics set across different universes, created for the #hollanovmicrofic challenge on Tumblr.
1 - exhusbands - unbearable ilya
2 - vampire ilya x werewolf shane - Underworld AU
3 - royalty - arranged marriage - stable relationship
4 - school sweethearts - fluffy
5 - rookie cop shane x máfia ilya
6 - domestic - marriage proposal
7 - bestfriends - shane confessing
8 - omegaverse - ilya courting
9 - bestfriends - shane thinks he's straight
10 - alpha x alpha - coworkers
11 - omegaverse - omegas are treasured
12 - medieval - alfa x alfa
13 - arranged marriage - fox shane x dragon Ilya
14 - medieval - omega shane - knight ilya
15 - soulmates - high school
16 - bestfriends - shane don't know he is dating ilya
17 - time travel - domesticBookmarked by Iamanerd
21 May 2026
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Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do
7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
HOLY FUCK
7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes
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20 May 2026
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Operation O Canada, or The Hollander-Rozanov Method of Soft Launching a Marriage by robbinscinquefoil
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 May 2026
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“Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”
“Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”
Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.
In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.
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