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09 Jun 2022
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Specialise in Dying by VeteranKlaus
Literally everybody dying in the apocalypse means there's a sea of dead people who are making sure Klaus has a Bad Time, and there may have been some questionable decisions when going back in time.'He can’t count them. There are too many to count. Way too many. Row after row after unending row, the ghosts flood the streets, stand on rubble, on crumbling second, third and fourth floors of still-standing buildings, and they’re probably lined up in the nearest alleyways, too. Shoulder to shoulder, packed in to try and fit everyone in as best they can; there must be thousands.'
Attempting to save them, Five tries to travel back in time with all his siblings. Instead, they go forwards into the apocalypse.
Klaus sees all of the ghosts.
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It Feels Like There's Oceans (Between You and Me) by CursedWonders
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
09 Mar 2019
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The Hargreeves siblings go back in time to fix Vanya, and Klaus slips through the cracks of their new, better family.
And in the world where Vanya doesn't bring the apocalypse, Klaus does.
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23 Jun 2022
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It Feels Like There's Oceans (Between You and Me) by CursedWonders
The Hargreeves siblings go back in time to fix Vanya, and Klaus slips through the cracks of their new, better family.
And in the world where Vanya doesn't bring the apocalypse, Klaus does.
Klaus my baby boi, this malevolent ghost is NOT Dave 😭. Also, Five swears to god he's not doing this a fourth time.
[“Uh, Five? Care to explain?” Luther grumbles.
“Did you just time travel?” Vanya asks.
Five doesn’t take his calculating gaze off Klaus. “I need you to focus on me, Klaus. Forget… whatever you were doing just now, it’s a bad decision. Very, very bad decision…”
“What are you talking about, Five?” Luther asks.
“That’s completely irrelevant.” Five waves him off. “Tell me this, what did you love about Dave?”
They blink, confused. “He was… he… what?”
“He was kind,” Diego says suddenly. “and strong and vulnerable, and-”
“Beautiful.” Klaus breathes.
“Yeah, that.” Five nods enthusiastically. “This isn’t Dave.”
“Liar.” Dave snarls beside him.]
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Draco Malfoy isn't the average first choice for a hero sent back in time to save the world. Narcissa Malfoy, slightly surprised to see the grown man her eleven-year-old son could be, isn't the average first choice for his Horcrux-hunting partner either. Honestly, they're supposed to be on the other side in all this business.
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21 Jun 2026
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You'll Go the Same Way by LullabyKnell
A man appears at the gates of Malfoy Manor.
Draco Malfoy isn't the average first choice for a hero sent back in time to save the world. Narcissa Malfoy, slightly surprised to see the grown man her eleven-year-old son could be, isn't the average first choice for his Horcrux-hunting partner either. Honestly, they're supposed to be on the other side in all this business.
But it cannot be denied that they're very efficient, especially given their quest is relegated to Narcissa's free time and Draco is relegated to a guest wing bedroom so his father and younger self don't interfere. Nor can it be denied that if the Dark Lord isn't going to show them loyalty and victory, then... well... Family First, after all.
Draco and Narcissa go on a very effective and efficient Horcrux hunt.
In which Voldemort's diary made an accidental living eighth Horcrux, Draco travels back to stop the Second and Third Wizarding Wars, and Narcissa does not give a damn about the world but the Dark Lord will cost her family too much. Also, whilst little Draco goes shopping for his Hogwarts supplies, older Draco puts several people under compulsion, ties up some loose ends with Harry Potter and Quirrell, and then heads home for a sure-to-be interesting dinner with the family.
[The fortunate thing is that Draco no longer has to worry about his mother having a lacking conviction in destroying Horcruxes and killing the Dark Lord. The unfortunate thing is that Draco now has to worry about his mother having a little too much conviction. He’s afraid that either he won’t be able to keep up or that Lucius and the younger Draco are going to notice something’s a little off about Narcissa.
Family First, he told his mother, very much meaning it. But it is clear that Draco does not mean it half as much as his mother does. Narcissa Malfoy is a very selfish person who, unlike her grown son, does not care at all about what being a good person might entail. A good mother? Yes. A good cousin? Yes. A good person? No, family comes first, last, and always.]
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Klaus is not a bad person compared to the Earth's entire population, he is not even a bad person compared to everyone in the Hargreeves family (it would be hard to top Dad); but compared to Ben, he is the worst person in existence. Compared to Ben, he is an idiot. Compared to Ben, he is a failure.
To fall is a relative term and when his family looks at their (very limited and isolated) time with Ben and at their time knowing Klaus… it is clear who has fallen from grace and who has risen to greatness.
It is clear that, relatively, he could have done so much better.
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"I heard a rumor," He desperately tries to cover his ears but it's to no avail; his irises slip into a milky white, "that you do whatever Ben tells you to do."
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- Part 5 of Prancing Around Insanity's Lot
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15 Jun 2022
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Do as I Say (Not as I Do) by Le_kunokimchi
Ben might be dead but he is still human and he still has flaws, Allison gives in to temptation and uses her Rumors, the rumor doesn't know when Ben's being sarcastic or just using a figure of speech, Klaus is NOT having a good time, a hand gets stabbed, a secret gets blabbed, and Benny Boy goes bye bye.["I heard a rumor," Klaus desperately tries to cover his ears but it's to no avail; his irises slip into a milky white, "that you do whatever Ben tells you to do."]
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Goblet of Fire AU: The change in their relationship happened during fourth year, when an exhausted and dateless Harry groaned out the important question of, “Why can’t we just go together?”
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Or the Look Or the Words by LullabyKnell
Goblet of Fire AU: The change in their relationship happened during fourth year, when an exhausted and dateless Harry groaned out the important question of, “Why can’t we just go together?”
Pure fluff for the 5+ AU Headcanons game.
Harry proposes that he and Ron just go stag together, Harry is brick wall who had no idea Lavender and Parvati (or Katie Bell and Sarah, or Sirius and Remus...) were dating, many people gawk at the Yule Ball and the Weasley twins play paparazzi, dancing is actually really fun when you like your partner, and they boys go from being a couple of friends to just a couple.
[Harry stopped to think about it and… hmm… how about it? It would be pretty great to go to the Yule Ball with his best mate. To go out there with someone he actually knew and trusted and could talk to. He wouldn’t even have to worry about looking like an idiot, because Ron had already seen his absolute worst bedheads and more, and Harry knew just as much about Ron.
“It’d be a giant ‘fuck you’ to the Tournament people too,” Ron mused. “Old blowhards. And Percy.”
There was also that. It was a really tempting “also that” too.
Harry looked over towards Ron, trying not to smile. “We really shouldn’t.”
But Harry couldn’t help but smile, because Ron was already grinning a savage and daring sort of grin.
“Oh, no,” Ron said. “We really should.” ]
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