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    Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    Harry Potter is called up to Dumbledore's office and told he was being moved elsewhere to keep him safe. He no longer has to stay at the Dursley's, but Dumbledore tells him he has to stay with Severus Snape. For a few days it seemed like a bad idea. Until Severus Snape uncovers the truth of who Harry Potter really is and what he's been through. Watch as Severus does as nobody else has done before him. He takes care of Harry. Watch him flourish into who he was meant to be, a boy with the heart of a Gryffindor and smarts of a Slytherin. The Dursley's, Umbridge and Dumbledore had better watch out Severus is out for revenge. Spy or no spy, Severus is not allowing anyone away with hurting Harry.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    Just before his eleventh birthday, Harry is found in a dark London alleyway. He is subsequently taken to stay in the home of one Severus Snape until he begins Hogwarts. Harry isn't quite sure what possessed him to agree to this arrangement, and Severus has no intention of allowing Potter's unfortunate progeny to get under his skin, but this is a Severitus fic, we all know how it ends.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Simon was finally going to die.

    A boulder nearly as big as Dr. Grace's house was already seconds away from Simon's face, having suddenly and unluckily dislodged itself from the cliff.

    He yelped as pure terror shot through his veins, leaping away from the center of the boulder (but not nearly far enough), and landing on the ground roughly, knocking the air and a pained grunt from his lungs. In the same instant he curled as tight as he could, covered his head with his hand, and squeezed his eyes shut.

    Choked, frantic prayers spilled from his lips into the sand as time seemed to stand still and grow longer in his last moments, drawing out his agony.

    He prayed and shuddered and prayed and shuddered and—

    Surely the boulder should have him dead by now.

    Simon looked up.

    His stomach dropped right through the sand, past the rest of this planet, and into the infinite abyss of space beyond.

    The boulder was floating a few feet above him, covered in a gentle barrier of glowing neon green, and to Simon's front, who had been leading the way to his house, was what Simon could only guess was Grace's true form.

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    Simon thinks Grace is God :3

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Simon's fought so fiercely to live, to carve out space for himself with bared teeth and bloodied fists, but the force and drive that kept him surviving just isn't anywhere near enough in the face of this complete hopelessness. And so he slumps to his knees to see if he'll get lucky enough to slip gently into oblivion.

    And isn't that some sick fucking joke.

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    Simon can't help but be pissed with himself. This is what he wanted, after all, this is what he sacrificed himself to do and he just can't be fucking happy about it. Most of all he just really doesn't want this man to kill him.

    "I really- I-i'm sorry. I won't fight anymore. I can take it. I just- I-i really don't wanna die."

    It's utterly irrational, but some part of him he hasn't killed yet was actually ecstatic at being desired. He can't help but feel crushed at the fact even this man is recoiling away from him like he's fucking disgusting and repulsive.

    Maybe because he is.
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    Self indulgent platonic bloodymary fic in which Grace finds a teenager who's been cast into space to die. Someone get that man a child.

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    26 Jun 2026