Hyperfixated_Halfwit
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"What the hell?" Howard exploded. "You guys swore you were using condoms!"
"We were!" Raj shouted, panic in his voice.
"So what, you just forgot to tell me one broke?" The accusation in Howard's voice stabbed Raj in the heart, ice lodging behind his ribs.
“Dude, I swear,” he squeaked. “It can’t be mine, it’s gotta be yours!”
“Did you forget I got the snip before Neil was born?” he accused, eyes wild.
“Clearly I had!” Raj yelled back hysterically. “Fuck!”
"Oh, calm down you big babies," Bernadette rolled her eyes annoyed. "Raj sweetie, breathe, you’re turning purple. Howie, we use condoms religiously. And none of 'em broke. I work at a pharmaceutical company. Do you know how easy it is to get a morning after pill?"
"So, what, my vasectomy just randomly failed then?" Slowly, bewilderment was replacing the venom in Howard's questions, and Raj breathed a little easier.
"I ran the numbers," she sighed. "You both had about a 1 in 2000 chance of shoving this bun in my oven. Who it was is a way less important question than the other one."
"Which is?" Raj asked, incredulously.
"What the hell do we do now?"
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- Part 2 of Rostankoothrappolowitz Verse
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He starts noticing the differences between them. He always knew they were different. They looked different. So why did it start to matter now?
Or, Damian Wayne is having self esteem issues and the batfamily unknowingly fuels them because they suck at communicating(and the school bullying/racism doesn’t help)
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05 Mar 2026
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March 5: 3 chapters
March 26: 4 chapters -
The Aizawa Family, Class 1a and the Strange Cat (The LOV are there too I guess) by J4ck0l4nern_AND_T4bby_JK
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
17 Jan 2025
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Times Shigaraki uses his cat-transforming abilities to help himself and the league and one(or maybe more) time(s) he uses them to help someone else.
Featuring many encounters with the Aizawa family and Class 1a!!
Not a 5+1 fic, though it is vaguely based of one
(also dw, the graphic violence tag is just cuz Tomura gets injured as a cat and i had too much fun describing it)
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- Part 1 of Tabby's mha fics
- Part 1 of About Tomura.