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“This is slightly embarrassing,” Lan Xichen says, “but I urgently need a pet-sitter."
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15 Jun 2026
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The Abyss Gazed Back by Omnipretzel
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Mar 2025
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Shen Yuan knew eventually he’d get a chance for some real deep sea exploration, but he hadn’t accounted for how strange life would be once he stepped on board. It would have been nice to know ahead of time about the flickering lights, disorientation, and strange radio calls in the middle of the night shift, but for some reason that hadn’t been included in the orientation.
Desperate for a connection back on shore, Shen Yuan responds to one of these calls and strikes up a friendship with a new intern, Luo Binghe, who seems increasingly interested in Shen Yuan himself, rather than his research.- Language:
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15 Jun 2026
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forgiveness is beyond our reach by Anonymous
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Feb 2026
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"And what sort of story is Shizun's favorite?" Luo Binghe asks, not really caring about the answer. Luo Binghe's shizun is an air-headed man who hides his inanity behind his fan; surely, whatever it is that Shen Qingqiu deems to read in his free time, it must be something equally ridiculous and superficial. Probably romance, Luo Binghe thinks. Perhaps cultivation adventure stories where the hero always gets the girl and slays evil.
Shen Qingqiu flips his fan open to hide his face. "Revenge stories," he replies.
AU where Luo Binghe is raised by Tianlang-Jun. When Yue Qingyuan kills his father, Luo Binghe resolves to settle the score.
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- 26/?
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15 Jun 2026
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AN IDIOT'S GUIDE TO A HAPPY MARRIAGE by tagteamme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Dec 2020
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In order to pay off a debt that's not his, Shang Qinghua agrees to marry a man that's as cold and unyielding as he is stupidly rich.
“Marriage?” His voice breaks over the word like it’s a curse. “Really? Doesn’t it feel a bit irrational?”
“Are you planning to pay off an eight-figure debt with this job and a host job?” Mobei Jun asks, and Shang Qinghua almost wants to throttle him. Though, if his wallet didn’t have a direct funnel to his dad’s bank account, Shang Qinghua might actually have been a little comfortable.
“That’s not what I meant!” Shang Qinghua huffs, his head still spinning. As far as being a married man goes, Shang Qinghua is nowhere near ready.
“What?” Mobei Jun raises a single eyebrow. “Were you looking to marry for love?”
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15 Jun 2026
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Shen Yuan's Forced Shen Qingqiu Redemption Arc by SpicyReyes
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Mar 2024
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The System's OOC function won't unlock all at once - instead, character traits have to be added individually, through quests.
This leads to Shen Qingqiu having to jump through endless hoops just to complete enough side quests to unlock the ability to be a decent person - all while avoiding the effects it has on those around him.
If only the cheapskate System wouldn't keep changing the cost of point values - he needs to know what the hell Yue Qingyuan told the others about him that makes them all look so sad when he does manage to be nice! He's breaking his back here, can't we just appreciate his work?!- Language:
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- 16/?
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14 Jun 2026
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Metagaming by esama
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Mar 2022
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[Self-Saving System Activated! You will be now returned to your original starting position.]
Shen Qingqiu dies and gets a second chance and decides to try a different approach.
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- Part 1 of Master of Dual Cultivation
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14 Jun 2026
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I Wish You Were My Husband by Feynite
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngshiù
21 Feb 2019
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AU based on The Dreamer in the Spring Boudoir (familiarity with that story's not required).
Wherein Shen Yuan transmigrates into a harem intrigues romance novel (gay edition), Yue Qingyuan really fucks up, Liu Qingge is not suitable for his job, and no one even remotely sees Luo Binghe coming.
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- Part 1 of SV Wishes
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- 5/5
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14 Jun 2026
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Defragmenting by elanor_pam
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Nov 2025
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“He will be writing,” Mobeijun rumbled, “and he will stop. He will be talking, and he will stop. He will be listening, and then— he will stop.”
His hand rose in an aborted movement that shifted into crossing his arms, and Mu Qingfang had the impression that the Northern King was, in fact, agitated.
Shang Qinghua seems to be suffering from a very unusual malady. Mobeijun is concerned.
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14 Jun 2026
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Lay my curses out to rest by HanaSheralHaminail
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Aug 2025
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If this enchanted transformation did not change Shen Qingqiu into a mindless beast first, then the havoc it was wreaking on his meridians would unquestionably kill him; barring that, surely his dearest disciple deserved the chance to enact his revenge. The mushroom bodies had only just begun to grow, after all, so the only choice he had left concerned the flavor of death that awaited him.
In that case, let him be a bird, please!
But wait... Protagonist, aren't you being a little too affectionate? And what does it mean that you want to save this master?
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14 Jun 2026
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of the same river (we drink) by sonderlynights, 用玉绍缭之 (mercuryandglass)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Dec 2019
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When Shen Yuan transmigrates, he has slightly better luck and doesn't end up in the doomed walking corpse of some scummy villain in a shitty stallion webnovel. Instead, he transmigrates into the body of a no-name NPC in a shitty stallion webnovel.
Or: When two souls meet, it's the hearts that matter.
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- Part 1 of the vastness of longing has no shore
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- 53,205
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- 8/8
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12 Jun 2026
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Celestial Afterglow by elanor_pam
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Jun 2022
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Shang Qinghua, also known as Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky, stared flatly at what had once been a field boasting near sect-level Feng Shui alignment, and the drowned, bloated remains of the Sun and Moon Dew Flower cuttings that had sprouted within it. Their plan was now quite literally a wash.
If only he could consult Cucumber Bro on how to save Cucumber Bro! But in the absence of Cucumber Bro, he could but rely on the one plot coupon the infamous Peerless Cucumber had ever applauded.
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12 Jun 2026
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Achievement Unlocked by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Dec 2021
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One day, after five years of reasonably peaceful marriage with only a few kidnappings and sex pollen incidents, Shen Yuan is sent back to his old body without warning. Luo Binghe makes a deal with an alien entity calling itself the System to perform a mission in exchange for the ability to bring his husband home.
The mission is simple; [Uncover secret transmigrator plotline and flesh out the character wiki!]
At least it will be once he figures out what the words ‘transmigrator’ and ‘wiki’ mean.
Or: That one where Shen Yuan and Luo Binghe don’t realize they’re in a domestic fluff bonus chapter.
Written for the 2021 MXTX Big Bang with art created by Ataratah
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12 Jun 2026
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What Is Seen by CaveteDracones
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Jun 2023
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…is not [always] the real truth.
Truth-compelling artifacts in the hands of an enemy to one side, SYSTEM-mandated silence on the other, and Shen Qingqiu caught between the two. Is it too late to go back to the Water Prison?
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- 4/4
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12 Jun 2026
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sweet tongues, sharp teeth by chrysaliseater
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Sep 2020
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Luo Binghe…this time, this master will take care of you.
After the events of Maigu Ridge, Shen Qingqiu finds himself back in Jinlan City for his initial reunion with Luo Binghe. All Shen Qingqiu has to do is meet Luo Binghe and reassure him that he doesn't hate him for his demonic heritage, thereby stopping him from succumbing to his insecurity. Oh, and he also has to prevent Xin Mo's backlash, navigate around the Huan Hua Palace Master, placate Qiu Haitang, explain away Luo Binghe's supposed death, deal with the sowers, fend off Tianlang-jun and Zuzhi-lang's attempts to kidnap him into the Demon Realm, and prevent the merging of the worlds. And because he hasn't died yet, Luo Binghe never cleaned and fixed his meridians, so he's still suffering from Without A Cure. System, is it too late for a refund?! System!
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- 10,324
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- 4/?
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10 Jun 2026
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Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do
7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
HOLY FUCK
7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes
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- 7/?
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08 Jun 2026
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Tongues by MimiSpearmint
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Aug 2024
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The whole thing is over in less than ten seconds. Streaks of missed liquor continue to drip down Wei Wuxian’s jaw and neck after he is done, glistening in the bright galleon moonlight. Crumpling the can, he spins his sword in his hand, the quicksilver challenge flashing like his eyes.
Clear as Clarity, the thought cuts across Lan Wangji’s mind with the first clash of their rapiers together: this absolutely cannot last.
Teenage Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji are ghost-hunters dispatched on a routine Haunting.
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- 23,136
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- 5/5
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05 Jun 2026
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The VIP Water Prison Experience by nachtofthedead
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Oct 2024
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>>peerlesscucumber: All of you have no sense in your brains. None of you understand him! None of you even assumed he could be unhappy! Not everyone is so brainless that they can only think with their dick and find happiness between a harpy’s legs! This intelligent protagonist deserved more!
>>Give me a happier protagonist, happier ending!
Shen Yuan transmigrates into Shen Qingqiu - only this is after he's already been found guilty and imprisoned in the Huan Hua Palace Water Prison. This is fine. At least he gets to see his favourite character before he's turned into a human stick, hahaha!
Luo Binghe is very, very interested in this new Shizun.
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04 Jun 2026
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find some comfort here by ScarlettStorm
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Aug 2022
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Wei Ying glances at his reflection in the mirror—yep, still him, all messy black-brown hair, red pointed ears, and sleep-squinty eyes—and yawns, wondering what Lan Zhan made for breakfast and what kind of sappy-ass note he left with it—
Wait.
Wait.
Red pointed ears?
Wei Ying blinks twice, shakes his head, and looks at his reflection again. His reflection looks back at him, hair mussed and eyes wide and ears pointed straight up and forward in alarm, his tail puffed out as he evaluates the threat—what the fuck, his tail?!
Or: Wei Ying's been both human and fox his whole life, but not like this.
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- Part 2 of The Peanut Butter Jar AU
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- English
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- 1/1
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01 Jun 2026
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Safe in the Arms of a Demon by Starlight1395
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
04 Apr 2020
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Every few months or so, another bright, young cultivator went on a suicide mission to defeat the feared Yiling Laozu, who has been locked in the Burial Mounds for the last sixteen years. None have succeeded. None have returned from the fateful trip, yet they continue to go in the hopes that maybe one day, someone would.
Jin Ling, now sixteen and officially an adult, was going to prove that he was worthy of his title of Jin Sect Heir. He was going to do the impossible and defeat the Yiling Laozu. He was going to Kill his Uncle.
He is then lost when he realizes that Wei Wuxian is nothing like the stories he's been told.
Now translated into Spanish!
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- Part 6 of MDZS Short Fics
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- English
- Words:
- 19,455
- Chapters:
- 2/2
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- 5
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- 175
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01 Jun 2026
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Let's Play Pretend and Live Our Lives by Tassos
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Sep 2020
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"And for Lan Zhan? He's not going to believe that I mentioned A-Yuan to him and he's the one who forgot about it."
Nie Huaisang lifts his wine glass and gestures with it a little, like a sage who has given his advice and now the rest is Wei Wuxian's problem. "You're just going to have to pretend very hard. Don't let him break you."
Or: The one where Wei Wuxian secretly adopts A-Yuan and when he tries to convince Lan Wangji he had a kid all along, Lan Wangji rolls with it, ups the ante, and sets off a game of chicken that digs up buried feelings that Wei Wuxian is 100% sure he's not going to act on. Okay, 90% sure.- Language:
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- Words:
- 50,503
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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31 May 2026