Horatio_Fig
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I have a collection of kinda hot and inappropriate doodles of various Star Wars (un)Sexymen so I’ve compiled them all here, along with some that were just too dirty for tumblr.
*Now with lesbians!
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A Boyfriend for Christmas by Horatio_Fig
Fandoms: Star Wars: Rebels, Star Wars - All Media Types
30 Dec 2025
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Zeb has had a terrible year and he refuses to return home for Christmas as a failure. That’s why he drunkenly asks the first man he sees to pretend to be his boyfriend for Christmas.
Sadly, that man turns out to be Alexsandr Kallus, who might just be the worst man Zeb has ever met.
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- Part 3 of Horatio Figs Christmas Fics
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Kalluzeb Kinktober: Comics and Crack fics by Horatio_Fig for hayesflint
Fandoms: Star Wars: Rebels, Star Wars - All Media Types
09 Oct 2025
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I’m doing Hayesflints Kinktober. It will probably be more silly than kinky, however, but let’s see where it takes us.
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Long Live the Empire by Horatio_Fig
Fandoms: Star Wars: Thrawn Series - Timothy Zahn (2017), Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: Tales of the Empire (Cartoon)
10 Aug 2024
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Thrawn tries to get some work done when Eli is in the shower, but ends up getting some different work done instead.
(Or the reason Thrawn says Long Live the Empire)
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The 5 Times Kallus and Zeb Argued + The 1 Thing They Can Agree On by Horatio_Fig
Fandoms: Star Wars: Rebels
20 Apr 2024
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Just Zeb and a newly defected Kallus finding little things to squabble over for no reason.
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Horatio Figs Christmas Fics by Horatio_Fig
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: Rebels, Star Wars: Thrawn Series - Timothy Zahn (2017)
30 Dec 2025
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Every year I do a Hallmark movie-inspired Christmas fic featuring my fave Star Wars ships.
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Nobody was killed at Star Wars? by Horatio_Fig
Fandom Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016), Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi (TV), Star Wars: Rebels
13 Nov 2022
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Star Wars Coffee Shop Aus by Horatio_Fig
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: Rebels, Star Wars: Thrawn Series - Timothy Zahn (2017)
20 Oct 2022
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Secrets, Lies, and some Really Bad Timing by Horatio_Fig
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: Rebels
27 Feb 2022
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turning page by Reythemandalor
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: Thrawn Series - Timothy Zahn (2017), Star Wars: Rebels
21 Sep 2023
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Faced with unforeseable circumstances, Thrawn and Eli flee the Empire. On the run, they are forced to rely on the people they had been hunting barely a week past.
The will of the force is strange, but perhaps everything will work out in the end.
(or, a thranto joins the ghost crew rebel au)
Bookmarked by Horatio_Fig
01 Apr 2022
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“In line with Alexsandr for this week’s Star Facial Hair is Zeb — short for Garazeb — Bake Off’s first Australian to grace the tent.” In which everyone is human, and Kallus and Zeb meet for the first time in the Bake Off tent.
Bookmarked by Horatio_Fig
07 Feb 2022
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quiet when i'm coming home by starsscarmyceiling
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: Jedi: Fallen Order (Video Game)
02 Jan 2023
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“Fine,” he spat through his teeth, “can I at least order something to go?”
Merrin narrowed her eyes and nodded, “What will it be then, officer?”
The disrespectful way in which she had stated his job title nearly sent him over the edge, “You can just call me Cal.”
He never imagined vocalizing a sentence that was in reality so banal in such a hostile tone.
Merrin rolled her eyes and raised a hand to him, “Alright, then what do you want, Cal?”
Now he was balking at her, still not understanding why she seemed to hate him so much, “What is your deal? Is this how you treat all of your customers, or is it just me who gets the honor?”
Her head tilted a bit before she eyed him fiercely, “Just you.”
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As an officer of the law, Cal Kestis has always has tried to help those in need. And at this point, he has his dog, his friends, and his plants, so he felt like he really couldn't want for much. It's not until someone he knew years ago unprecedentedly ricochets into his life that he starts to realize he can no longer stay in denial about his past or his feelings.
Bookmarked by Horatio_Fig
17 Jan 2022
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When Kallus is given a poisonous fruit inducing a heat like state, it's up to Zeb to help him through it.
Bookmarked by Horatio_Fig
06 Jan 2022
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After Kallus joins the rebellion on Yavin he spends every waking hour working in order to make up for his former life in the Empire.
Zeb is determined to show Kallus that he in fact deserves to enjoy his new life. Luck is not on his side.
Bookmarked by Horatio_Fig
06 Jan 2022