Holy_Diver



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  1. Public Bookmark 70

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    Two weeks before the premiere of the biggest film of Dave's career, Bro kills himself.

    “Dead,” Dirk repeats over the phone. “Bro is D-E-A-D, dead. The apartment is a shithole. Even though the man of the hour is staying in Chez Morgue Drawer, he did a number on the place first. I wouldn’t be asking if I could handle it myself.”

    “Just call the Hoarders people. He’s your guy. I didn’t even know him.” Despite being iteration ten thousand, the lie feels less natural than it usually does. “I don’t need to be there. Neither of us do.”

    “Totally.” Dirk sounds like sidewalk. “Yeah, no, that was my first thought, but then I slept on it and applied a modicum of critical thinking. In that 'Puppet Fetish Porn Studio Unearthed in Childhood Home of Indie Darling' is gonna boost neither of our ratings.”

    Despite the tags, this is a comedy. Or is it?

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    19 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 32

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    Something different happened this time. Surge ignored Kitsunami's advice to take Starline's plan to a point and instead invited Sonic and Tails to Starline's base...to destroy them.

    But something gets revealed, information about who Surge was that shouldn't have been revealed. Surge has to figure out what to do with it, what it means, and who she is.

    This is my headcanon of who Surge was.

    Who I think she is now.

    And who I hope she becomes.

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    08 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 91

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    This is the story of how Shadow the Hedgehog’s Starbucks order went viral.

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    29 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 22

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    Blaze never thought she’d meet someone who infuriated her but also seemed to understand so much. Omega never thought he’d meet another organic with such destructive prowess- and who did more than just tolerate him.

    With kindling spread through mundane events across his dimension and hers, neither are prepared for the spark that lights.

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    29 Apr 2026

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    Nonstop civilian protest duty for over a month, the senate's latest hobby seems to be getting abducted for kicks, and now he had to deal with a camdroid shaped pain-in-the-ass following his every move. The powers that be seemed to think that putting him and the rest of the Guard in some holo was the best way to work up some civilian sympathy. Well, at least there was no way his day could get any worse...

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    03 Mar 2026