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    He knocks out for good the two pseudo-guards before they could get to their feet, and then he turns around to frown disapprovingly at the one who gave him the broom.

     

    “This attempt was so shit I have half a mind to let you all go just to see if you learn how to properly assassinate someone” Zuko announces, before spinning a hard kick at the person's head.

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    24 May 2026

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    "We're going to be alcoholics by the time we're thirty," Sokka sighed.

    "You think we'll live to be thirty?" Zuko asked, honestly thrilled. Sokka had pretty good instincts. Perhaps Zuko should reevaluate his long term goals. He could start by having long term goals.

    A more likely alternative was that Sokka was just a hopeless optimist. It just went to show, you never truly saw another man until you stood shoulder to shoulder against a fleet of war balloons intent on raining death upon the city you loved.

     

    Zuko was just a normal guy with normal interests. He liked theatre, burglary, crotchety ostrich horses, watching the Blind Bandit crush her opponents in a glorious display of skill and violence... just your standard banished prince things. It wasn't his fault he kept stumbling into rebellions and uncovering long-buried secrets. Fine, maybe freeing the prisoners was on him, but he was completely innocent of all other treason. Zuko was his father's loyal son. He'd never betray his nation.

     

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    Uncle Iroh took a more creative approach to fostering Zuko's appreciation of other cultures. Now it's everyone's Problem.

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    20 May 2026

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    No one has seen the stars since the night the Moon died.

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    Zhao kills the Moon Spirit 4.5 years too early, ending the war and starting the apocalypse all in one go. The Ocean ravages the world in its grief, and no one is there to stop it. A few years later, Prince Zuko and Princess Yue decide to do something about that.

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    18 May 2026

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    Zuko does not survive that first fateful Agni Kai.

    But no matter how much Ozai strives to pretend otherwise, the Old Gods are not dead.

    And the Old Gods are angry.

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    18 May 2026

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    It's not every day injured kids wash up on the beach of Ember Island. Good thing it was an Ember Island Player who found him.

    They tend to get attached to things rather quickly.

    In which a group of theater nerds who try too hard accidentally-on-purpose adopt a boy who turns out to be their prince that was just banished and do the logical thing: Keep him.

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    06 May 2026