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My Little Porcelain White Lily ~ Deflowered Wildflower ~ by HippoHopeless
Fandoms: The Boys (TV 2019)
12 Jul 2026
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This part will tell the story of how Butcher and John ended up together in the first place instead of killing each other.
Homelander regains his consciousness when he finds himself laying unceremoniously on the floor of an unknown dark place with a cuff on his ankle tied to the nearest pole. What the fuck?
Billy Butcher got a change of heart at the last second. Instead of killing Homelander he let him live as a powerless normal person as a punishment.And……Homelander actually offered him a wife right? As he bargained for Butcher to spare his life.
Well, ain’t that sound interesting.~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ *
P.S. Tags and warnings might be updated and added as the story progresses because I'm a lazy hippo I don't think ahead too much and I'm not responsible for anyone's heart attack. You're all grownup enough to read fanfiction without too detailed tags and warnings. Thank you!Series
- Part 2 of My Little Porcelain White Lily
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My Little Porcelain White Lily - Butcher's little wife by HippoHopeless
Fandoms: The Boys (TV 2019)
06 Jul 2026
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Billy Butcher got a change of heart at the last second that Homelander didn’t deserve to die yet but deserved to be whatever Butcher wanted him to be.
And maybe, maybe Homelander thinks that playing Billy Butcher’s little wife would help him survive a while longer.
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- Part 1 of My Little Porcelain White Lily
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A bounty hunter Mandalorian met a nine year-old moisture farmboy during his job hunting and was offered the kindness.
A young moisture farmboy met a certain bounty hunter Mandalorian and now he thought Mandalorian was so cool that he MIGHT want to marry one in the future.
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The Prophet and The Mand'alor by HippoHopeless
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
29 Mar 2022
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In another universe, where the galaxy is no longer being ruled by either the Empire or fighting with the Republic, but the Mandalorian.
And where the Jedi are not fighters but more like psychics, prophets, and clairvoyants. Rare and extremely resourceful.
The story of the new ruler of Mandalore who decided that in order to win the battles and eventually conquer the galaxy, the great armed forces aren’t enough but he also needs the ability to foresee the future. That’s why he and his men managed to seek the most powerful Jedi that ever existed and survived.At the age of 19, Luke Skywalker did not join the rebellion. He was taken to Mandalore.
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I'm Din Djarin aka Mand'alor the Accidental and my son wants me matched with his teacher by HippoHopeless for Scoby
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
25 Feb 2022
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It's time the tired dad Din Djarin pays a visit to his son and his lovely teacher *cough cough* with his brand new ship (and hopefully will charm the Jedi pants out of him).
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- Part 3 of Grogu THE Matchmaker
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Grogu THE Matchmaker by HippoHopeless
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
25 Feb 2022
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Homelander didn't frequent Tek Knight's masquerade orgies often, but he was bored.
And after catching Butcher's scent at such an exclusive party? Well, now he was glad he came.
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Homelander wakes up in a different world and finds himself married to the man who wants him dead more than anyone he has ever met before. He has no powers, no status, and no fame. But William loves him, and Homelander might just give up everything that made him a god in order to keep the status quo.
John Gillman wakes up in a different world and finds himself shooting lasers out of his eyes and being the most famous man in the entire United States of America, if not the entire world. And it gets worse: his husband only has months to live and his dying wish is to strip John of his every breath, one agonizing gasp at a time (not in a sexy kind of way).
And when their respective William Butchers say that he wants to fuck them, it has taken on an entirely different meaning.
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Bookmarked by HippoHopeless
07 Jun 2026
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Washington, D.C. (2029).
In a gated suburban community, Billy Butcher has settled in with John and Ryan.
John, swayed away from Vought years ago, has taken over all of the neighbourhood associations and roams the community with his pack of Karens. He's found his people.
Billy is exasperated, but weirdly content.
Ryan, 17 years old, is just so done with them both.- Words:
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Bookmarked by HippoHopeless
31 May 2026
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If I ever laugh harder and longer than while I was reading this I'll let everybody know 👍🏻👍🏻
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It all started with a drink and a Hello, love.
Homelander, in his civilian identity, gets hit on by Butcher at a bar. John goes along with it, intrigued and curious.
A one night stand turns into a date, two dates, three…more.
John’s in over his head.- Words:
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It never really bothered Homelander that he couldn’t have children. When Vogelbaum had told him, Homelander's reaction had been something like, "And…?" Because really, what was he going to do with a kid? Watch it cry?
But when he heard that he'd gotten Becca Butcher pregnant, and that his son had died chocking on his mother's blood, he found a sickly feeling wind it's way inside of him. He wasn't pleased, or grateful that the child had died. He was disappointed, he was mad.- Language:
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Bookmarked by HippoHopeless
26 May 2026