HiItsMeImALoser
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“You won’t always have somebody like me or your father to protect you when you can’t protect yourself so you need to be prepared for anything the world can throw at you and the only way to do that is to show up.”
In which, Shikamaru is trained to fight and not to care.
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Neji's pride may or may not have gotten in the way and this time it puts more than just himself in the limelight. Shikamaru and Neji have to conjure an entire relationship out of the friendship they already have to con Hyuga Hiashi - a man with an eye for bullshit - into believing they love each other? They're confused too, because that whole conjuring thing? Way easier than it should've been.
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Truth and what it takes (and what it gives) by Luciel_Mars
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
23 May 2024
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"Kakashi's pupils are wide and fixed, like those of dead animals. The Uchiha has never seen him with that expression before.
Obito wonders if he’s dreaming it, then he notices the metallic edges around his frame. The sink.
A mirror. He’s looking through Kakashi’s eyes."
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12 Jul 2026
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Obito came onto a scene not of Rin impaled on lightning, but Rin struggling to keep Kakashi conscious. This time Kakashi has to control a demon, Obito has to try and remember what he forgot, and they both are going to need each other.
Series of drabbles and oneshots that turned into a chapter fic.
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05 Jul 2026
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Kakashi can't do it. He can't join Anbu. He can't even keep going as a shinobi. So he makes the desision not to, and chooses a kunai to help.
He gets stopped."This isn’t the first time he’s had an angry Obito shouting, snarling in his face about Kakashi not dying.
It’s just the first time it’s happened since the other died."Series
- Part 1 of A Shinobi Endures
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- English
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- 12/12
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05 Jul 2026
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“I’ve heard there’s been some negotiations regarding Kiri. Word says that they have a new Mizukage.”
Kushina snorts at that, shakes her head and looks like she’s considering banging it on the table until it breaks.
“Sure. Sure.” She waves money in the air, asking for some more ramen. She doesn’t drink in front of Kakashi, because she considers him a "child" and therefore a "bad companionship to drink with".
“Is he that bad?”
“Deadlast of his class,” she says, laughing hysterically. “I would’ve never considered him to be a skilled politician, and yet, here we are,” she spreads her arms, “a world full of fucking surprises!”
Rin survives Kakashi's chidori turning her into a shish kebab. They both try to pick up the pieces of innocence they left behind. Also, there are strange things happening around them.
Or; after the finale, Obito gets yoinked and thrown back in time, seconds before Rin's death.
Or, or; Obito's about to become everyone's problem. Especially Kakashi's.
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- English
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- 37,709
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- 11/11
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27 Jun 2026
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Kakashi's tether to his soulmate is a skin-writing bond. This means that his soulmate's thoughts appear as ink on his skin, and the closer their bond gets, the more the ink spreads.
The problem is that every word shared through their bond is an insult, and even though Kakashi has no interest in finding his soulmate, nothing short of death can sever their ties.
He met his bonded, they don't like him, and now, he has to live with that.
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Kakashi and Obito are soulmates. Neither of them knows, but maybe they should.
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- Part 4 of OBKK Week 2025
- Part 1 of Skin-Writing Disease
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- 7/7
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25 Jun 2026