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+1 (617) 555-9214
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thinking about u+1 (857) 555-4473
i’m guessing this wasn’t meant for me+1 (617) 555-9214
fuck.or: Shane Hollander receives a thirst trap from an unknown number - and absolutely should not reply, especially considering how much he and Ilya Rozanov can’t stand each other in real life.
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- Part 2 of college hollanov
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19 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander only goes to the café near the rink because his daughter loves the hot chocolate.
The fact that Ilya Rozanov remembers Louise’s order, gives her free cookies, and looks suspiciously happy whenever they walk in is completely irrelevant.
Louise, however, seems to think the barista would fit perfectly into their little family.
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- Part 4 of hockey didn't happen
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19 Jun 2026
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After insulting a suspiciously vindictive fortune teller at a street fair, Ilya Rozanov wakes up cursed with the ability to hear people’s thoughts through touch.
Which becomes a serious problem when he discovers his coworker Shane Hollander, who supposedly can’t stand him, is apparently thinking about him in extremely inappropriate ways constantly.
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- Part 1 of all signs point to you
- Part 3 of hockey didn't happen
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19 Jun 2026
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alternate universe where it’s ‘i’m coming to the cottage’ but make it feral werewolf shifter Ilya trying to court an oblivious Shane.
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Shane trying to enjoy a relaxing time at the cottage only to discover a hot naked man in his living room, instead of the wolf he had previously put there.
now translated in russian here!
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- Part 1 of bark for me baby
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14 Jun 2026
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So what is the plan now, Mr. Spreadsheet?
“Honestly I was kind of hoping your consciousness would just click back into your body once I touched you.” Shane scratches the back of his head.
You treat me like slap bracelet, Ilya complains.
After a bad hit knocks Ilya’s consciousness out of his body — literally — Shane finds himself sheltering the soul of his decade-long situationship in the back of his head. Turns out it’s a lot harder to keep secrets when you share a body.
(They definitely still try, though.)
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14 Jun 2026