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    Playing house for a while by

    Fandoms: Naked and Afraid SMP | No Armor Hardcore SMP, Lifesteal SMP  

    08 Mar 2026

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    No, he wasn’t at all worried about being invited to Clown and Branzy’s private server, and feeling distinctly nervous about Branzy’s potential jealousy coming back to bite him. Evbo, that was. Evbo was scared of Branzy.

     

    Title from Popping Skittles by Elio Mei

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    30 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 31

    Help! I Got Isekai'd As The Cruel Emperor's Husband?! by for antimony_medusa

    Fandoms: SMPEarth  

    14 Dec 2025

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    His chains rattled as they dragged him across the castle's courtyard.

    The guards pulled at him as he stumbled, not giving him a second to recover, but at least the crowd surrounding him was not cheering. Eerily silent; a lot of them didn't even look at him, standing there out of obligation alone.

    As Philza was led up a wooden platform, snowflakes melting on his skin and making him shiver almost as much as the shine reflecting off the executioner's axe did, he could only ask himself one thing.

    Where the fuck is he?

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    27 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 16

    i'll leave the porch light on by for euryydice

    Fandoms: Dream SMP  

    26 Mar 2026

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    His alarm was going off. Techno had a groggy impression that it had been going off for a while. He fumbled his phone off the dresser, turned it off, closed his eyes, and then sat bolt upright in a panic. Battleship today, he needed to not oversleep. He fumbled his glasses onto his face, pulled on a hoodie and a pair of socks, and headed downstairs.

    His roommates were already gone, so there was no one in the kitchen. Techno lined up his mugs and checked his phone while he waited for the kettle to boil.

    OR: Technoblade, mod of the fandom event battleship, finds his soulmate on discord.

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    27 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 8

    Even to the Crows on your Roof by

    Fandoms: Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP  

    25 Jun 2026

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    The Angel of Death is no more.

    Once a name that inspired fear, disgust, and even admiration for a select few— now a ghost of himself— a citizen of polite society: “Philza”. Disgraced, injured, and lonely. With each second spent in hiding, a part of him dies.

    A lot changes when he crosses paths with coach Techno.

    ; Former Assassin!Philza & Gym Coach!Technoblade

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    27 Jun 2026

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    look at my...son by

    Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF  

    28 Nov 2025

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    Wilbur lives a shitty life.
    He drinks to cope.
    APPARENTLY THAT AIN'T ACCEPTABLE IN SOCIETY???
    ...Damn.
    Anyway, this bartender is real nosy.

    or, When a certain piglin comes into Wilbur's life as he drinks his woes away, he can't help but be a little wary. Did I mention he's drunk for like 72% of all of this?

    title from "Dear Theodosia" from Hamilton

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    27 Jun 2026