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  1. Public Bookmark 15

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    Harry Potter has survived Voldemort, the Forbidden Forest, and seven years of Hermione Granger's study schedules. He did not anticipate that a routine Dark artefact retrieval and one catastrophically misread French idiom would prove his undoing. Ron Weasley, armed with one of Draco's books and absolutely no working knowledge of Romance languages, delivers the worst medical advice in the history of wizarding Britain and then leaves for the weekend. Hermione comes to take care of Harry. Harry attempts to not die. He does a terrible job of it. Hermione has no idea why.

    A comedy of errors, a fidelity urn, and le petit mort — which, it turns out, means something rather different than Ron thought.

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    A fluffy little one shot dedicated to Mr_YK_Potter whose Harmony Out of the Ordinary fest has produced such terrific creativity from this little ship. This one came about as I was contemplating one of my all-time favorite Fuck-or-Die fics and I thought about how fun a Fuck AND Die fic could be.

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    Please note: no Weasleys were harmed in the making of this fic, though one was significantly embarrassed.

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    20 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 40

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    Hermione insists her fascination with Harry’s hands, shoulders, voice, smile and existence is strictly academic.

    Because Hermione is obviously studying Harry for intellectual purposes only.

    Entirely scientific.

    Completely professional.

    Unfortunately, Harry notices.

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    20 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 51

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    Harry Potter and Hermione Granger aren’t friends. Until, suddenly, they are.

    Now she’s everywhere: in the library, at his side, in his thoughts… and somehow, in that strange, tight feeling in his chest he can’t quite name. It’s distracting, inconvenient—definitely not helpful when he’s already on the verge of failing Potions and facing the wrath of his mum.

    Good thing Hermione’s there to help him study.

    Because that’s all this is. Studying. Right?

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    29 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    "Did you two forget to tell us something?”

    “There’s nothing to tell,” Hermione explains. “It’s a dumb game we’ve been playing for months. We call each other cute things and try to find the corniest ones. I’m winning.”

     

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    Harry and Hermione make a dumb game of calling each other petnames. It backfires in the best way possible.

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    29 Dec 2025

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    Hermione dubs the dinner The Last Weasley Supper.

    Ron and Harry rarely fight about Hermione. Until they do.

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    07 Dec 2025