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Naruto Uzumaki lives a normal life as the department head of technology at Tsukuyomi Investments. He works, he plays games with his friends and lives a simple life. But, he has a dark secret that no one in his life knows.
Alone in his room, in the dead of night he spends his time on one of his favorite places, the dark web. He's known as the infamous hacker named Kurama, the vigilante that outs corrupt politicians and terrible CEO's. He is the god of all hackers, the one everyone talks about and worships.He was an anonymous god for years until someone known as xGaruda finds out exactly who he is and changes his life forever.
Inspired by CANCELLED! -- Taylor Swift (shocker)
Bookmarked by HamIet_OFuck
18 Jun 2026
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They were never supposed to meet again. Their paths never should have crossed outside the battlefield, yet they did.
They did, and it changed everything.
Or, Hashirama meets Madara again years after that fateful day by the river and decides not to let this opportunity slide by, even if it means being marked as traitors and blasphemers if their clans find out. He can't help it. The Uchiha is just...
Ethereal.
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- Part 1 of Kitty's Narutoverse :)
Bookmarked by HamIet_OFuck
10 Jun 2026
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As a final stand in a war they never stood a chance of winning, Uzumaki Naruto chooses to use a forbidden blood seal to rip through the fabric of space and time itself rather than admit defeat. He has never been good at accepting his fate, and if bending reality with his own two hands is what it takes, then that’s just what Naruto will do.
The rest of the world is just going to have to suck it up and deal with it.
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“A time travel seal,” Sakura says numbly, staring at him with wide eyes and a slack jaw once she finally comprehends the excited tirade he has just finished throwing at her.
“A time travel seal,” Naruto confirms, grinning with a mouth full of teeth, eyes manic.
Sasuke sighs, immediately giving up on trying to make sense of anything that comes out of Naruto’s mouth. “Of-fucking-course.”
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Bookmarked by HamIet_OFuck
25 May 2026
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A place of rest | a cafe, a vacation house, a tomb
His life is a comedy of errors. The people he loves seem determined to outdo each other in how badly they traumatized him. The grand winner?— Congratulations, Nohara Rin!
“Promise me that even if I die, you still have to find a way to be happy, okay?”Rin made him promise months before she ironically dies.
So years later, Hatake Kakashi fakes his death, and Sukea opens a dog cafe “Haven and Hounds” in a snowy, forgotten corner of Kaminari no Kuni.
The shinobi world can burn. He’ll be watching the sunset, hot chocolate in hand.
But hey, isn’t that customer with the orange mask cute? (Everyone disagrees)
(The dog cafe owner Sukea x ‘definitely not a terrorist’ Tobi fic nobody asked for)
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Bookmarked by HamIet_OFuck
18 May 2026
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"Yeah," Tobirama huffs out simply, going through the hand signs. Dog, Boar, Ram. In a puff of smoke, a perfect copy of Hashirama takes Tobirama's place. "Don't get into any trouble. I'll be back soon enough," Tobirama (Hashirama?) warns.
As he closed his eyes again, Hashirama just hoped that his brother wouldn't do anything stupid with his face.
Bookmarked by HamIet_OFuck
03 May 2026