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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    "You there, child, would you like to buy a magic picture book?" The Lidless Eye can see the love of magic in the girl's eyes. A single glance tells me she is the one.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    This kid hasn’t been happy since before Satoru sunk his teeth into him. But another Satoru got to him first, and Satoru’s seen enough and learned enough to tell that Itadori was happy then.

    But that Satoru is now sealed inside the eye-studded box Itadori is holding like a lifeline. Sometimes, he touches it so delicately, like it’s fine china. Sometimes, it’s a crushing grip, Itadori’s fingers trembling like he can tear his teacher out of that box with his bare hands.

    Today, it’s the latter, but Satoru hasn’t learned to discern Itadori’s moods based on the flavor of his grief.

    “You should just eat it.”

    “What the hell, senpai!”

    “What? It’s logical. That Angel person is dead, Tengen-sama’s gone, and none of you have found a way to bust this prison open. You might as well eat it.”

    “It’s not a snack box!” Itadori says hotly. “It’s Gojou-sensei! It’s you.”

    When a blip in time lands sixteen-year-old Satoru in the future, he finds himself in possession of a cursed object sporting his own eyes and a grieving boy who can’t look away from those eyes.

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    19 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 89

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    “Itadori,” Higuruma rasps, “put the shirt on.”

    “I could.” Yuuji shrugs with a nonchalance he doesn’t feel. “Do you really want me to though?”

    Higuruma looks briefly pained. But he’s still looking. “What do you think you’re doing?”

    Direct approach then. Not that Yuuji knows anything else, but he usually doesn’t have to use his words, just his body. “Do you want to have sex, Higuruma-san?”

    Higuruma gets a little bug-eyed, almost as expressive as he was when yelling at Yuuji about darkness and light and people. “Itadori.”

    “I don’t mind,” Yuuji assures him.

    “That’s not the—” Higuruma briefly closes his eyes. “How old are you?”

    “Fifteen.”

    There’s a low, strangled noise. “Do you usually go around propositioning men over twice your age?”

    “Not really,” Yuuji says. It’s mostly true. Half true. “I don’t get it though.”

    For a moment, Higuruma almost looks him in the eye. “You don’t understand why I wouldn’t want to fuck a child?”

    “You were ready to kill me earlier, right? This can’t be worse.”

    A wardrobe malfunction drastically alters the aftermath of Yuuji’s fight with Higuruma.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    “Yuuji,” Satoru voices, testing out the syllables. “It’s a good name. But persisting benevolence doesn’t really suit you, does it?”

    “Doesn’t it?”

    “You are the King of Curses,” Satoru points out drily. “They also called you All the World’s Evil.”

    “I remember,” says the man with a voice too soft and eyes too warm to suit either moniker. “After all, I lived it. But I prefer my name.”

    “Wouldn’t the big bad boogeyman of sorcerers prefer a scarier name?” Satoru flashes Yuuji his best shit-eating grin and is rewarded with a twitch in that studiedly pleasant expression. “Presentation is important, you know.”

    “Is it,” Yuuji drawls, sarcasm cutting through the toothless softness of his voice. “My name was given to me with love. That alone makes it superior to the ones formed from fear.”

    “How romantic,” Satoru says automatically, dissecting this new information. “That wasn’t in the history books.”

    “But you knew my name.”

    “Oh, the name is there. The love isn’t. Who loves a monster so sweetly?”

    “Why don’t you tell me?”

    Satoru has a late-night philosophical discussion with the King of Curses.

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    19 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 44

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    “You are getting to that age,” Kaori says. “I suppose it’s high time we had this talk.”

    “Huh?”

    “We’ll start with protection.”

    Yuuji gets a clue—violently.

    “No!” he yelps, dropping his chopsticks to cross his arms in front of him. “Nope. No. Not happening.”

    Kaori only looks amused. “Is that so?”

    “No,” Yuuji says emphatically. “I don’t need to hear all that.”

    “I doubt that very much,” she says, arching an eyebrow. “I know the state of sex education in this district. It’s abysmal. You need better info—”

    “I know how sex works, Mum!”

    “Have you had any?”

    “No, but—”

    “The internet then,” she says sagely.

    Yuuji eyes the spaghetti left on his plate, considering drowning himself in it.

    Then she says, “Don’t be embarrassed. I don’t necessarily disbelieve you.”

    Yuuji squints at her. “Really?”

    “Of course. A parent should have faith in their children. I’m willing to take your word for many things, Yuuji—if you can prove its worth.”

    In the Itadori household, a dinner conversation about Yuuji’s first kiss turns into a live demonstration of the importance of safe sex.

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    14 Jun 2026