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    shane and ilya meet on facebook marketplace. things ensue.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    Shane freezes.
    It hits him all at once; how exposed he is, how alone. On the ice he’s done it a hundred times, likely more. It’s expected of him, Applauded. His arms feel heavy at his sides, fingers numb, like they don’t belong to him, and he doesn’t understand why. The man infront of him is swaying so hard a stiff breeze could knock him over, so why? Why is Shane so scared? Why is he so-?
    The stranger must see it. Whatever bravado the man walked out with curdles into something mean when he realizes Shane isn’t going to swing back. Fear is blood in the water. Shane's thoughts are scattered, looping: he’s so far from home. He’s alone. So far from home. Don’t get hit. Don’t get hit.
    The man draws his fist back. No penalty.

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    Shane gets into an altercation outside a bar after a visiting win. Ilya intervenes. Neither of them are happy about it.

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    27 May 2026

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    Shane goes for a massage.

     

    Russian translation available here

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    23 May 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov tries to drown himself in the Newfoundland Sea. Luckily or unluckily for him, a certain merman saves him from the depths.
     

    Or, Lighthouse keeper Ilya is navigating his depression, his research into endangered native plants and the discovery mermaids are real, and very hot.

    Merman AU

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    21 May 2026

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    Shane had known of Ilya Rozanov since his cottage stood on the shores of the lake.

    The creature had yanked him off his jetski one summer. And whilst Shane had flailed, sure he'd met his end - via drowning or mauling yet to be determined - Ilya had brought him back to the surface, laughed as water had streamed from Shane's nose, tapped his freckles and disappeared.

    Now, many years later, Ilya lounges on Shane's dock, a burger held in his webbed hands and a frown on his face.

    Or, a hockey player by the name of Ilya Rozanov does not exist. But a merman that inhabits a lake in Ottawa does.

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    20 May 2026