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    “Fuck off, Nicky.”
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    “Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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    “You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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    “God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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    “Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
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    Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.

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    08 Jan 2026

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    17 Oct 2025

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    “Hey, buddy, you’re not allowed to be here after hours. I don’t want to call the cops on you so-”

    The figure startles slightly at Danny’s voice, whirling around.

    “Sorry, sorry, I was just…reminiscing,”

    Danny leans slightly to catch the name on the gravestone behind the, admittedly muscular, man.

    'Jason Todd'

    Or

    Danny has a surprisingly cushy job working the night shift for Gotham Cemetery. It pays the bills and he gets to chat with ghosts all night, not like he was getting sleep anyway.

    Then some diva with a fucked up core decides to crash his party.

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    14 Oct 2025

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    Cute graveyard danny

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    Danny was just trying to graduate college. He was doing his best. Made it halfway through the semester. His grades were good! Solid B's all around. He didn't need ghost or vigilante drama to mess any of that up.

    Which was why Skulker picking a fight with Red Hood was the last thing he needed. Why was it so hard to be normal?

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    14 Oct 2025

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    His ribs ached with every shallow breath, and blood seeped through the makeshift bandage he’d hastily tied around his side. His hood, damp and heavy, clung to his face, obscuring his vision and adding to the misery.

    Jason had long since lost his helmet and domino mask, preferring the ability to breathe than conceal his face. At least when he finally keeled over from blood loss someone will be able to identify him.

    or

    Peter knows how rare these moments of peace are for someone who has dived headfirst into a world of violence and drowned, unable to come up for air as the weight of guilt and failure drags them to the sea floor.

    He knows how it feels to suffocate under that weight, how it feels to reach out for help and find no one there. But Jason wasn’t going to drown.

    or or

    Jason walks right out of vigilantism into domestication by a guy named Peter. (Summary changed 11/3)

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    12 Oct 2025

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    "Maybe," Peter thought, "I can make a life here."
    Hence the tears and the guilt and the grief, because was Peter allowed to move on? Was he allowed to… to leave it all behind? Leave all the bad things in the past?
    Peter was "The Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man!" after all, and wasn’t he letting Queens - his people - down if he didn’t fight tooth and nail to get back to them?
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    Peter's tired. He's so tired, and he doesn't know what to do, but maybe things will get better.
    (They do.)
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    Spider-Man: Finally Home
    technically inspired by Dark Matter by mysterycyclone but really only the "Peter in the DC Universe" part

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    11 Oct 2025

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    He’s nine again– nine and new and knows so many things now so rather than try to go back–

    He thinks he has the chance to make things right.

    The bright blue trainers he puts on are a pair he hasn’t worn in forever, something he never thought about after he grew out of them (will grow out of?) a year from now, and sets off into the night and into the rain.

    The plan he has in his brain is not really a plan, moreso just a couple of half thrown ideas and maybe five steps into building back the life he had in the most painless way he could.

    Maybe, he thinks, maybe this plan can start off with the family he misses– because he’s sixty and most of them too injured or too old or too dead–

    Call him selfish but he misses them. He would rather find them than get himself back into that lonely existence he called a life before he woke up at nine.

    Dick makes do because that’s all he can do really.

    -🦇-

    Dick gets sent back in time, but don't worry, he's got this. (Probably)

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    06 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is all I've ever wanted from a fix it fic and gods do I want mooooree!!! But also it's ended perfectly and don't change it at alllllll!!! 😭😭😭

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    “Houston, do you copy?”

    Caitlyn panicked, feeling extraordinarily unprepared having been thrust into her new position without so much as even a handbook to consult. What were the formalities? What was she supposed to respond with? Where was the damn push to talk button…

    “Hellooo? I said Houston, do you copy?”

    Caitlyn fiddled with her headset, having finally found the green button on the side and hastily letting out a rather breathless reply. “Um, yes. Hello? This is Houston. I copy.”

    There was a long pause in which Caitlyn sat twiddling her thumbs, anxiety pushing the frantic pulse of her heartbeat through her eardrums. Was that wrong? Did she already fuck up? She took a steady deep breath, finger hovering over the talk button until the familiar voice of the astronaut came through her headset once more.

    “Damn, Houston. I didn’t expect you to sound so sexy.”

    OR

    Caitlyn has been assigned as the personal capcom to one of the astronauts currently on a year long expedition at the international space station. Cue long months of pining and desperate longing.

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    29 Sep 2025

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    When Peter saw a spelling mistake on the Stark Industries website, he decided that he had to fix it, no matter what the consequences could be.

    When Tony saw that the hacker that managed to evade him was a reckless, too-skinny foster kid, he decided that he was going to offer him an internship.

    No ulterior motives.

    Not at all.

    (reuploaded because the author is a dumbass - explanation in notes)

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    25 Sep 2025

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    Dean watched an anime porn about this once, but real life turns out to be way less interesting.

    Or, the one where Dean gets turned into an octopus.

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    19 Sep 2025

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    After having to leave behind his mortal life in Amity Park, Danny ends up settling in Gotham. There, he gets mistaken for a vampire and decides it's the perfect cover.

    This has consequences, for both him and the crime lord Danny's nose keeps leading him to.

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    08 Sep 2025

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    The billionaire suddenly held out an expectant upturned hand, and after a moment of confusion Clark hesitantly and gently placed his own atop the billionaire’s for an incredibly awkward handshake.
    Clark may be a writer, but he couldn’t possibly conjure words to describe the puzzled amusement on Wayne’s face. “I was expecting a business card.”
    “OH!” Clark flushed as he hastily pulled out the Daily Planet business card, then scrawled his name and phone number on the back.
    The playboy’s eyes still sparkled with amusement as he took the card and slipped it into a pocket in his vest. “I’ll consider your offer.”

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    AKA: Clark Kent's first assignment: Interview Billionaire Bruce Wayne and his New Ward

    (And maybe fall in love)

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    07 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is so sweeeet, uhhh , I'm getting cavities!! I love when Clark does his job and get shenanigans in retuuuuhrn

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    06 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I didn't know I needed this till I read it OMG, I'm not crying YOUR CRYING

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    Jason stares after him for a long moment. He glances down at the paper, scrawled with a phone number and a doodle of… a tiny spider giving a thumbs up?

    He tries to tug at the webs holding his hands down, but they don’t budge.

    “Of course,” Jason mutters under his breath, slumping back against the rooftop. “This is what my life has come to. Fucking spider-people.”

    or

    Jason's life has really only being going downhill. When he meets an amusing bartender at his local brood, he's surprised to find he just keeps running into the guy - in and out of his costume.

    Peter's life is crumbling through his fingers. When he accidently slams straight into a taller man and spills his boiling hot coffee all over the guy's shirt, he's pretty sure it'll all get worse. He doesn't expect his life to flip on it's head, instead. (summary changed 1/3/26)

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    27 Aug 2025

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    Peter was alone, mid-way through an existential crisis after the Erasure™ and was dreading the upcoming month of May.

    Jason was sick of people telling him how he felt. ‘You don’t need us anymore,’ Artemis had told him, as if saying it would make it true. As if Jason needed someone to justify keeping them around. But three weeks back in Gotham and all Jason felt was fucking bored and lonely.

    It was a relief, then, when some random New Yorker was thrown into his living room through a portal straight out of some LSD daydream.

    Finally, something interesting to deal with.

    Cue some wild family misunderstandings, criminal conspiracies and cults.

    Because there’s always a goddamn cult.

    (Portuguese translation available; Spanish translation available)

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    26 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I'm so excited to keep reading this!!! I finished it in like... Not even 2 days really lmao

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    Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.

    Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.

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    14 Aug 2025

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    The Hales didn’t like him. He didn’t like them either. And for fifteen years he made it a point to have as little interaction with them as possible.

    It comes as a shock then, when Derek Hale turns up at his door one night, screaming baby in his arms, asking for help.

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    12 Aug 2025

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    Pulling open his apartment door, he let out an involuntary shout when something was quite literally thrust into his chest hard enough to have him almost tip backwards. He managed to right himself while keeping hold of what had been shoved at him and looked up in time to see his neighbour striding back towards his apartment.

    “You’re going to fucking kill yourself.”

    His door slammed.

    Stiles blinked at the other man’s door, utterly confused, and looked down at what he was holding.

    It was a plastic bag, full of what felt like tupperware, which made no sense to Stiles because when had his neighbour broken into his house to steal his tupperware?

    (SNYE - January 11th - Neighbours)

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    12 Aug 2025

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    09 Aug 2025

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    Somewhere in the multiverse, there's a universe where letting his children dress up in capes and follow him into vigilantism seems like a good idea.

    Bruce is determined that it isn't going to be this one . . . Despite his children's repeated attempts to convince him otherwise.

    (Or: "When you're eighteen, you can do what you want. Until then, no capes.")

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    02 Jun 2025

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