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    This is a story that takes place years in the lake territories many years after the current series, using entirely my own original fan characters. The Clans are still mostly similar in structure to the books, but I make an effort to write about more LGBT characters, polyamory, disabled characters, and wholesome friendships. They are listed in roughly recommended reading order, but all stories are written to work as standalones unless otherwise specified.

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    A modern take using original characters in Lyra's world from the His Dark Materials series. Explores themes relating to identity, mental health, and how the heck do you get from place to place when your daemon is a settled draft horse and can't fit in the backseat of a car, anyways?

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    Sleep. He can't. It’s Thursday and the last time he slept more than an hour without violently thrashing was (probably?) three days ago, and he can't let Phoenix see him like this. He knows he will do everything to comfort him and the image makes him shudder; he’d rather die than be subjected to this; he’d rather die than subject Phoenix to this. But it was not the first time he’d been asked and he knew he couldn't hide forever, as enticing as it was; Phoenix is nothing if not persistent and yet still so kind about it and Miles wishes he were someone else who deserved it. He’s about to politely decline just as Phoenix says, “I have the new Steel Samurai movie that you have to watch with me,” and he’s clearly a weaker man than he thought. He feels like a guillotine is about to sever his neck from the body as he says, “You're playing dirty, Wright,” and Wright is fist bumping the air as if he’s done anything other than the bare minimum. He looks at him and he thinks, why why why.


    Miles' first night at Phoenix's apartment.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    He doesn't reply and Wright returns to his room without another word. Only when the door clicks shut he feels like he can breathe again; he won, yet it still tastes bitter. It wasn't the first time Wright said those words, and it wasn't the first time he didn't say them back. He wonders if Wright ever gets sick of it. Of him; of having to wait; to ask for permission; of the hot and the cold; he wonders if their relationship is over before it has even properly begun. They still haven't kissed again since the last time.

    Miles Edgeworth angsty aspec feelings you are everything to me <3

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    "Who am I supposed to go to Samurai World with? I don’t want to go alone like a loser!”

    Nick taps his chin. “You could try asking Edgeworth. He’s probably not a theme park guy, but he likes the Steel Samurai. There’s a pretty nice figure by the windowsill in his office.”

    Maya’s face screws up. “I can’t ask Edgeworth to go to a theme park! We’re not nearly close enough for that. It’d be so awkward.”

    “You’ve got a few months.” Nick takes a swig of his coffee. “You could try getting closer to him.”

    “You want me to befriend the world’s most unapproachable man."

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    There's a Steel Samurai theme park opening and Maya's buddy of choice is unavailable for opening day. Phoenix might know a fellow super-fan she could convince to attend in his place.

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    07 May 2026

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    He takes a seat on the furthest end of the couch with his folded clothes in his lap.
    Maya finishes tossing the seasoning around and only a bit of it ends up on the floor. That’s a problem for later. She puts on her most innocent smile as she brings the bowl to the coffee table.
    Except there isn’t any room left. That can be fixed. Maya takes her free arm and swipes some of the clutter away. None of it was fragile...probably. Edgeworth makes a pained noise from somewhere behind her. But look! Room for popcorn!

    The characterization for both of them in this fic is so fun I love Maya&Edgeworth friendships <33

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    Hurrying to catch up with her, Apollo intones, "Trucy," voice firm and almost brotherly—which is a strange thing to think about a person she's only known for about a day, probably, but Trucy is proudly and irrevocably strange. "Does your, uh… Would Mr. Wright not care?"

    Air rushes out through the open door like a vacuum, blowing Trucy's cape at her back. She tilts her head, studying Apollo's grouchy and almost concerned expression, sweaty bangs hanging down over his big ol' forehead and into his sad brown baby cow eyes, and thinks, huh, what a strange thing to ask.

    At the intersection of multiple thefts, a murder, and her Daddy's penchant for trouble, Trucy Wright gains a brother.

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    28 Apr 2026

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    She's always thought it might be nice to have an older brother; someone to go on adventures with, someone to take her for ice cream and help with her magic, someone who stays, even when her Daddy goes away and leaves her behind. In an ideal world, Trucy won't have to wait for someone to get murdered for Apollo to stick by her, which means she'll have to start thinking of new ways of keeping him around. For now, she'll take it upon herself to make sure he doesn't forget to stop and smell the roses—like a good sister should.

    Gramarye siblings you make me feel insane

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    Edgeworth gets drugged with truth serum. And then tries to cure it with a metric ton of aphrodisiacs.

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    14 Apr 2026

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    "So he's alive," says Phoenix to himself. "Great. Now we know."
    Phoenix turns to leave.
    "-is he okay in there?" says Phoenix. "No, no. Let the police do their job."
    Phoenix turns to leave.
    "Edgeworth!" Phoenix calls through the door. "Hey! Are you listening?! - I'm going to leave you here!"
    Phoenix turns to leave.
    "Edgeworth are you dead," Phoenix says, pressing his face against the window. Edgeworth just lies face down, looking vaguely dead. "Edgeworth. Hey, Edgeworth. This isn't funny. Look up. Pick your head up. Look at me. Or I really will just leave you here!"
    Phoenix turns to leave.
    "Edgeworth, you're going to make me commit a national security breach," says Phoenix. "Which I won't do! Because that would be illegal! And I am a normal, law-abiding citizen, so I'm going to do the normal, law-abiding thing and walk away now!"
    Phoenix turns to leave.
    "God dammit," Phoenix says, and starts punching four digit codes into the door at random.

    Fellas is it gay to have sex with your situationship because he's currently out of his mind on approximately 1 (one) metric fuckton of aphrodisiacs even though he just admitted he didn't regret faking his own death and fucking off to europe ‼️

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    With von Karma, there’s instead some sort of agonizing pseudoproximity. They’re peers, almost. Or at least they could have been in a world where she wasn’t better than Ema in every conceivable way. Franziska von Karma, a woman who was further along in her career at age 13 than Ema is now. The kind of woman you can look at and know: this is someone who’s never had to try and figure out when her last shower was by gauging her armpit hair growth.

    The murder of an elderly record label executive finds Ema and Klavier assisting Franziska von Karma in an ongoing Interpol investigation. One relationship between detective and prosecutor starts to sprout as the other begins to buckle.

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    03 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Thank you to Video Killed The Radio Star by hit rock band The Buggles for making this story possible