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    "Holy shit!" Vic gasps, gaping at Ilya. "Holy shit," he repeats more slowly as realization dawns on him. "Shane Fucking Hollander is your Montreal girl?"

    OR: Ilya's teammates go with him to visit Hollander at the hospital and a high-on-painkillers Shane can't keep his mouth shut. Ilya learns that when it comes down to it, ice is thicker than blood.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    “Curtis, let me get this straight,” Ilya said, still half asleep. ”Are you telling me I grow up in Russia, I worry whole time about dangers of being gay, I risk those dangers and my job when I am outed, am only safe after I marry my husband, but am lucky enough to never have formal trouble with tyrannical regime, only to officially be reprimanded by suburban Canadian neighborhood code for the property I own?”

    “No one is trying to stop you from being gay Mr. Rozanov.”

    “Hollander-Rozanov.”

    “We just ask that you follow the neighborhood’s bylaws about how you display it.”

    “Funny,” Ilya said dryly. “Putin told me the same thing.”

    OR Shane and Ilya Hollander-Rozanov are a lot of things, including bitchy gays. As they put up with less bullshit in married life, their petty side shows more. Never come between a professional ragebaiter and his bitch wife.

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    04 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 13

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    Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander are finally retired, but it isn't anything like Ilya expects. Not only is he having to adjust to his new routine, but he starts to notice that his bad days aren't quite as...dark. He's convincing himself that all of those bad days were related to the unyielding demand of hockey. When he first starts flushing his pills down the toilet, he notices that his bad days seem to disappear all together.

    But a single sentence out of Shane's mouth undoes all of that. He's suddenly worse than he's ever been, and he doesn't know whether or not he's ever made the right decision about anything, including Shane. He resents his mom for ever giving him these demons to deal with alone. Well...not completely alone. But if it was up to him, Ilya Rozanov would no longer be a part of Shane's life.

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    An exploration of Ilya's mental health struggles after retirement.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    Bood knows this will be a losing game the second the hockey husbands walk in. The tension between the two of them is enough to choke.

    Things change when Shane gets hurt on the ice.

    Maybe Bood is a marriage counselor, after all.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    People often mistook Shane as unemotional or unexpressive. These people were wrong. Shane wore every thought on his face, if you were paying attention. Ilya had been paying attention to every muscle twitch for five years. He was fluent in Shane Hollander’s microexpressions. The widening of his eyes when something delighted him. The flaring of his nostrils when he was annoyed. The tightening of his jaw when he was nervous.

    Right now, Ilya couldn’t identify a single god-forsaken emotion on Shane’s face.

    “Are you okay?” Ilya’s voice cracked.

    Shane didn’t react. “Never better. Is that all?”

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    Shane Hollander gets Hanahaki at the Sochi Olympics. He is not ready to die. He's determined to fall out of love with Ilya Rozanov. Unfortunately when that doesn't work, he takes the only other way out.

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    30 Jun 2026

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