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    Spider-Man’s identity is going to be leaked to the papers first thing Monday morning and all he can do is wait - unless - there’s a certain asshole mercenary with a hard-on for him and a window begging to be broken into that can keep him distracted all night.

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    “Any chance you’re willing to help me take the stitches out then?” Peter asks, “The wounds already closed, and my healing factor makes them heal over if I don’t take them out quick. Think I can get most of them, but not the ones on my back.”

    “Hey, no worries, Petey. I can take ‘em all out. Pulling your own stitches out is a bitch and a fuckin half,” Wade offers, patting the Futon next to him for Peter to scooch closer. When he shuffles up, Wade helps him take the oversized shirt off and starts gently prodding at some of the bigger wounds, all of them practically closed.

    Peter felt an unexplained, pleasant kind of nervous energy being this close to Wade. He can feel the heat coming off the merc from this close. Even with the gloves on, the press of Wade's hands makes his heart pick up a bit.

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    After a Bank Robbery a la explosives leaves Spidey all banged up, Deadpool helps patch him up. Queue caring best bud, Wade Wilson.

    The touch of Wade's scarred hands gets Peter all hot and bothered and he starts to get curious about other ways that skin might feel nice...

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    "I charge extra for being shot at. I mean, it's not like being shot at is gonna do anything except temporarily make me look even more like swiss cheese, but..." Wade takes another massive bite of his food, finishing it. "It's the principle of the thing."

    "And what's the going rate for swiss cheese?" Peter asks as casually as possible.

    Wade names a price with a few more zeroes on it than Peter can afford.

    "Ah," Peter says.

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    “You have no idea, do you?” Wade asks, putting his elbows on the table and resting his chin in both hands.

    “Idea about what?” Peter asks, squirming slightly in his seat, nervous under the scrutiny.

    “How fucking cute you are.”

    That throws Peter for a bit of a loop. No matter how he thought his day was going to start out, he certainly hadn’t imagined it ending with Wade Wilson flirting with him. Peter lightly kicks Wade under the table in retaliation. “Don’t call me cute.”

    Wade seems to take that as a challenge. “Then what should I call you?”

    “Peter is fine.” 

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