GettingMetaphysical
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What if you could spend a little more time with Stranger, to be the friend they've longed for? And what if Contrarian, to distract the Princess from their pain and annoy the Narrator, wants to please them in as many ways as he can think of?
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- Part 6 of Lay the Princess (Steamy Choices)
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Sledgehammer (Feeding the Rhythm) by GettingMetaphysical
Fandoms: Slay the Princess (Visual Novel)
01 Jan 2024
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"I have an idea", your Hero says. "If it works, that kill aura of hers won’t get us down. And our new friend won’t have to work so hard." Hero’s fired up. "I want to be useful, too!"
Lay it on me, You think.
The Hero steels himself: "Maybe, we can, ah… seduce her?"
"Are you off your rocker?!" shrieks Paranoid.
"But have you payed attention?" insists the Hero. "She twirls around like the belle of the ball. Deep down, she might be a softie!"Series
- Part 5 of Lay the Princess (Steamy Choices)
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Knighted From Beyond the Grave by GettingMetaphysical
Fandoms: Slay the Princess (Visual Novel)
07 Dec 2023
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Despite the Spectre Princess’ ghostly chill, You are hot and bothered. The Narrator orders the Voice of the Cold to finish your job. Are you any match for the cold-blooded killer and his commander? Can the Princess tame the Slayer?
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- Part 4 of Lay the Princess (Steamy Choices)
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She Conducts This Rapture by GettingMetaphysical
Fandoms: Slay the Princess (Visual Novel)
20 Nov 2023
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The Damsel is desperate to break free of her deconstruction. Desire shall draw out the truth. And you want each other too much to leave so soon...
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- Part 3 of Lay the Princess (Steamy Choices)
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The Creature From the Grey Cabin by GettingMetaphysical
Fandoms: Slay the Princess (Visual Novel)
06 Nov 2023
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There is one tactic we haven’t tried, says the Voice of the Hunted. I didn’t want to, but she leaves us no choice.
”What is it?” you snarl. You want nothing more than to best her. You’re sick of this shit.
There is only one way to placate a beast long enough to escape intact, whispers the Hunted. We seduce and mate with her.
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- Part 2 of Lay the Princess (Steamy Choices)
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Lay the Princess (Steamy Choices) by GettingMetaphysical
Fandom Slay the Princess (Visual Novel)
28 May 2024
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Various short fics wherein You choose not to Slay, but Lay. I attempt to emulate the tones and themes of the source game. So plenty of romance and desire, but always in different ways.
Spoilers for the game.
I'd like to think She would be pleased with this.- Words:
- 26,026
- Works:
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All by Myself: A Doctorcest Storyline by GettingMetaphysical
Fandom Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Doctor Who (1963), Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who (Big Finish Audio)
07 Jun 2015
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Here is all of my Doctorcest-fics that tie into each other and has a bearing on an over-arching plot. The storyline is a (relatively) serious attempt at a headcanon that might fit into the series without any noticeable changes.
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- 34,402
- Works:
- 14
- Bookmarks:
- 12
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Doctor-on-Doctor Shenanigans by GettingMetaphysical
Fandom Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Doctor Who (1963), Doctor Who (Big Finish Audio)
06 May 2015
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A series of smutty one-shots featuring the Doctor getting with himself. Can be read as a continuous story or just a couple of silly one-shots.
- Words:
- 8,912
- Works:
- 10
- Bookmarks:
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Fuzzy Like An Old TV by Samanila_sandwich
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
11 Jun 2026
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Caine never took his clothes off when they had sex.
Pomni wouldn’t say it was a bad thing per se. It was just a bit strange.
And she's curious to see what the AI cooked up for himself under that suit of his.
Bookmarked by GettingMetaphysical
11 Jun 2026
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Hands-on Experience by the_agonizing_linguist
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
29 May 2026
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Caine and Pomni fuck during a rather heated argument that gets out of hand, and there are a lot of hands.
Bookmarked by GettingMetaphysical
12 May 2026
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Obliterating Caine's Amazing Digital Cervix by Fanfictionette (MarionMarionette)
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
30 May 2026
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Caine's in a bit of a pickle. His precious human subjects are... depressed! He didn't even know such a thing was possible, and yet there they are, slumped and hunched and moaning and whining. They don't even want to go on any more adventures! Oh his poor humans... there must be something he can do to cheer them up.
What was it that Zooble said they had wanted that one time...?
Bookmarked by GettingMetaphysical
11 May 2026
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“Dear-?”
“Please what, Caine?”
He flustered, further under the weight of her amused expression, fiddling with the covers as he worked to shyly avoid it.
“Uh... Please-... Please, don’t…” He groaned. “Don’t make me say it…”
She tilted her hips away with a playful, singsongy “Caaaaine~...” and he let out a desperate, needy sound, panic flashing across his cartoony features.
“Pomni!” He whined, noisy and petulant. “Dear, please make… Please make love… to me.”
“There’s a good bot.” She pressed another kiss to the underside of his jaw, enjoying his huffy, childish noise. “Of course, honey.”
Bookmarked by GettingMetaphysical
09 May 2026
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Looking down at the pillow beside him and despite picking on himself a bit earlier, Kinger felt himself starting to blush full force as he brought his other hand up to rub at his neck with embarrassment. Was he really about to do this? Had he done this all the other times he had been drawn to this empty room? His mind wasn’t clear enough yet to remember in that kind of detail. It was why he felt like he was being drawn here, a yearning for privacy and… release. God, maybe he was a shy metaphorical teenager. H- How was he even supposed to do this? It’s not like he had his-... his methods and means of taking care of this were slim, basically. How had he done it all those times before, then? He had to have, even if he couldn’t completely remember yet, because why else would his body be subconsciously seeking out this kind of-
Kinger glanced down at the pillow beside him.
…Yeah, alright. He could work with that.
Bookmarked by GettingMetaphysical
09 May 2026