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Ever since they have departed after bringing Nami back, the Cook has been spending an awful lot of time in the kitchen, learning the space and organizing the mess they have managed to make this far.
All the while loudly bitching about it.
Cooks in kitchens weren’t something that unusual, Zoro supposed but cooks in kitchens singing praises to witches and love poems to witches and confessions to witches?
No.
He has just walked into the very place he wanted to avoid and unceremoniously dumped the still moving fish into the sink, when-
“What the hell are you doing here?” And there he was, with an unlit cigarette dangling from between his lips, hands buried deep inside his pockets.
“I got fish.” Zoro grunted in response and not paying the still twitching fish in the sink any mind, proceeded to wash his hands.
“At least kill it first, fuck,” Sanji pushed Zoro aside with a well-placed knee kick. “Or put it in a bucket, you cruel brute. It doesn’t have to suffer like this.”
“It’s a fish.”
“What an incredibly incredible speck of intelligence you’ve got there, marimo. It’s a fish.”
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Zoro handles love and compassion like a cat thrown in water.
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14 Jun 2026
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During what was supposed to be a quick rendezvous on Kuraigana Island, an unexpected storm forces the Straw Hats to spend the night in Mihawk’s castle. There are plenty of beds to go around, but somehow Sanji and Zoro still end up in the same one. Fighting and feelings ensue.
Or: Sanji unwittingly becomes a Gothic romance heroine, Mihawk’s attempts at gracious hosting backfire, and Zoro just wants to get some goddamn sleep.
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31 May 2026
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Sometimes your father has to step in and point out the obvious.
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29 Aug 2025
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There is a small window of time between when Kakuzu and Hidan find Fuu, and when they're to deliver her. It should be negligible. It's just another escort job after all, but Fuu turns out to be quite the liability, and not in the way Kakuzu expected.
God, the crap he does for his partner...
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02 Aug 2025
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Kisame is still intrigued by how the cultist's jutsu works and he steps toward the zombie duo. The circle doesn't seem to have a chakra of its own. He figured every wound Hidan receives, his enemy too, but he didn't see how he activated it... Hoshigaki hisses when the tip of Hidan's spear brushes his cheek. He got too focused on the circle and didn't notice Hidan moving his spear.
The cultist immediately brings the tip to his mouth. Kisame shoots him a perplexed look.
''I thought it would taste like fish. Or squid ink.'' Smirks Hidan.
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12 Jul 2025