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    After giving up Grogu, Din's plan was to drift listlessly through space, be sad forever, and bounty hunt until he dropped. He was not going to be Mand'alor.

    Well, the Darksaber has thoughts on that. It has many, many thoughts.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker and Ahsoka Tano are captured by the Mandalorian Empire on a mission to protect Padme Amidala. The good news is: they all succesfully hide their identities so they easily escape the Integration centre, they get forced into, which was not adapted to keep Jedi trapped. The bad news: none of them are very good at keeping a low profile. At all.

     

    “Barriss Offee is one of Ahsoka’s new classmates.”
    “Is she…?”
    “...integrated?” Ahsoka finished his question. “Yes but she still promised she wouldn’t tell on us being here.”
    “Could she be lying?”
    “Sure, but what could we do about it?”
    “I got promoted,” Anakin tried to hide his enthusiasm. “I am now allowed to repair beskar'gam for the palace guard.”
    Padme rubbed her eyes. “Well talking about promotions… I guess I am now the president of the parent teacher association of Ahsoka's school.”
    Obi-Wan sighed. “How did every single one of us managed to make our situation even worse than it already was?”
    Anakin looked at him with narrowed eyes. “Every single one of us?”
    Obi-Wan closed his eyes, took a deep breath and answered. “I slept with the Mand’alor’s son.”
    “YOU DID WHAT?”

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Obi-Wan is ferried down to the planet Galidraan with the rest of the Mandalorians on board the ship. He's faced with the cold, the evil, and the downright terrifying. Luckily, this time, he's got people in his corner who won't let him explore it alone. Still, something feels off about this place..

    He intends to find out why.

     

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    How Obi-Wan saves a creed.

     

    (I made a tumblr account for the art. Still updating! https://www.tumblr.com/royalchili)

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    12 Jun 2026

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    When Anakin wakes up in a cell on the Death Star next to a princess who claims to be Bail Organa’s daughter, he is confused.

    When she mentions that the Clone Wars have been over for twenty years, he grows quite alarmed.

    When a bright young boy shows up in white armor of some kind, Force presence blazing, and declares, “I’m Luke Skywalker! I’m here to rescue you!” Well… that’s where the fun begins.

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    [Featuring confused time-traveling Anakin, sassy Leia, ray-of-sunshine Luke, completely-done-with-the-Skywalker-mess Han Solo, melodramatic dork Darth Vader, and a chaotic family road trip to kill the emperor and save the galaxy.]

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    29 May 2026

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    Good with ad, speaks mando’a, makes delicious food, fit body, pretty face. Honestly, if he could throw a punch he’d probably be the perfect man.

     

    Jango didn't know what he was in for when he met the handsome baker. He didn't expect love. He didn't expect facing his old wounds. He didn't expect that he might lose that love before it had even begun because Obi-Wan wasn't a baker at all, but his mortal enemy, a Jedi Knight.

    And he certainly didn't expect the realisation that he had more than just one child and he had failed every single one.

    This story starts in a bakery, but it becomes a fight for freedom. Jango's going to save his children, and Obi-Wan Kenobi is going to help.

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    14 May 2026