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    a series of sampard drabbles of different types, all in one place! will have both Sampo and Gepard POVs eventually!

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    The Rogue Prince Daemon Targaryen sires a daughter during one of his self-exiles in Essos - which is problematic at best as while the Essosi recognize plural marriage, his relationship with his child's mother isn’t undertaken with his brother Viserys’s knowledge or approval.

    Or at least, if Daemon returned to Westeros, it would be a problem.

    But as the King of the newly conquered Stepstones and the Narrow Sea, there was no reason for Daemon to return - and why should he?

    He had a wife of his own choosing, a child of his own, and a good-family that actually appreciates him rather than loathes the ground he walks on.

    In the face of all that...what could possibly tempt the Rogue Prince, now a king and authority in his own right to return to a place that both loved and hated him?

    Though it must be said: a father's love for their child can be a fierce thing indeed, one even stronger and more terrible than a love for a brother.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    In which Ned Stark takes one look at the stranger’s unnatural beauty, silver hair and queer eyes and comes to the logical conclusion that the Old Gods have saddled him with yet another Targaryen. Tobirama, on the other hand, can’t quite bring himself to resent being surrounded by tall, kooky Northerners who claim the wolf as their sigil. Senju are all well and good, but Tobirama’s mother was a Hatake. Yes, this second go at it is all sorts of relaxing, even if his hosts seem impossibly soft and naive for—any life, really, much less such an overtly political one.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    In Westeros, Baelor Targaryen and Jena Dondarrion had a daughter between the births of their two sons, their Alysanne. Then by dark magic, she was snatched from her cradle right in front of their eyes with no answers or leads to follow.

    On another world entirely, in Great Britain, a prophecy foretelling the one to defeat the Dark Lord was uttered, but no one knew who it could mean. Yet Voldemort was never one to merely accept any fate prescribed of him. Through a powerful ritual, he summoned the child to him intending to kill this girl before she could be his doom, but the girl was saved, adopted by the very Potters who had helped save her, and years later defeated him exactly as foretold she could.

    Allie Potter was a young woman who never knew where she had come from or where she would belong. By a strange twist of fate, the answers would land directly in her home when she least expected them to. Such was her life.

    Each chapter is told from the point of view of a different character. Some perspectives repeat and a few chapters have multiple povs.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    After a leaked picture of who might have been Ilya Rozanov at a party in Moscow involving not-exactly-league-approved behavior, the Boston Bears' up-and-coming star was given an ultimatum: billet one of the new rookies through the upcoming season, or face the potential of being cut loose at the end of his ELC if he couldn't clean up his image.

    Rozanov assumed babysitting a rookie would be a buzzkill at a time going into his third season in Boston that should've been nothing but great hockey and convincing Hollander to finally let him at that ass.

    Then he found out the rookie he'd been paired with was Stiles Stilinski, and all his assumptions went flying out the window.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Abandoned by his friends after the defeat of Voldemort in his fifth year, Harry comes into a creature inheritance during the summer. As a submissive Dracken he is thrown into dealing with new instincts and new people and he's left to make vitally important life decisions on his own at just sixteen. Just as Harry believes that things are finally looking up, his reality comes crashing down when he is abducted from a gathering and imprisoned. Can he survive his brutal captivity and make his own escape, or is his only hope to be rescued by the Drackens, who don’t even know where he is or how to find him.

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    23 Jun 2026