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No Saviour Complex, This is Purely Self-Preservation by RandomlyRei
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Dec 2025
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(Disclaimer: Draco is NOT omnipotent, at least totally)
Draco Malfoy is in a conundrum and that is putting it lightly. He's very close to hurling himself off his Manor roof and the only thing holding him back is his mother. His poor, magic-stripped mother and his own sick fiancée who has a very slim prospect of ...essentially not kicking the cauldron.
Also, had he mentioned his father had been executed on the orders of the Ministry? No? Hard to keep track of how his life has been unraveling and everything has gone horribly wrong the last few years -his whole life, really. He would not like to get into that in a summary, thank you very much.
So Draco decides, quite selfishly if he does say so himself, to change it all.
After tinkering with the Vanishing Cabinet, he leaps back in time. Quite the leap of faith but he's desperate. This time, he'll save everyone around him and ensure those who suffered because of him or around him had to go through no such pain again. Of course, he'll look out for himself the whole time; being the sneaky, evil Slytherin he is. This is all nasty self-preservation, you hear me?
"O-oh am I going right now?"
"Would you prefer a farewell party before you do?"
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- Part 1 of Talon: The Trip Through Time
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26 Dec 2025
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Harry dies and ends up meeting Death, who is not happy at what has been happening to the wizarding world and his little master. So Death sends Harry to Tom Riddle's third year in hopes of preventing that future from happening, as well as giving his master a chance at a better and happier life.
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13 Oct 2025
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[podfic] The Lion, The Dragon, and the Broom Cupboard by laughingd0g for tasteofshapes
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Mar 2021
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Draco thinks he’s hallucinating the first time when he opens the door to the office pantry and finds Potter there instead, looming out of the shadows of what appears to be a cupboard like some deformed gargoyle. Things don’t go much better after that.
Or, three broom cupboards, two times they get it on, and one love story.
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06 Oct 2025
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Curiosity—the kind that got him here—was the reason his mouth opened and out came, “What is it you get out of stealing life from people?”
The creature floated closer and all common sense that should have told him to step back was non-existent. Instead, Harry took a step closer.
It was obvious what the creature wanted. He only stared for a moment, no hesitance before his eyes slipped closed and he took.
Or the one where Harry encounters a Dementor as a child and doesn't flee, no he sticks around and mimics what he sees.
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06 Oct 2025
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Beginning with Draco's unexpected arrival at the Dursleys, Harry's summer becomes filled with activity and many secrets. He generates several unexpected allies as he finds himself actively becoming the leader of the Light side. H/D post-HBP
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04 Oct 2025