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    "He saw the corners of Ilya's lips curve up ever so slightly in that infuriating, tiny hint of a smile. “Goodbye, Shane Hollander.”

    Shane could only ogle as Ilya walked away. Fuck. His ass was fat. This was so bad.

    Shane Hollander, star athlete, D1 hockey team captain, campus heartthrob, was being completely undone by a brooding Slavic art major that he would probably crawl on his fucking knees and bark for."

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    Shane is ready for another boring semester where he has to pretend like he cares about anything other than hockey. Until he sits down next to a mysterious Russian art student who also happens to be the hottest guy Shane has ever seen.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    Ask Ilya Rozanov and he’d tell you that the only thing worse than being a broke PhD student was being a broke PhD student facing eviction from your Humans Only rent-controlled apartment because you maybe, accidentally got yourself Turned over summer break.

    Cue the Bloodbanker$ app and its allegedly discreet and lucrative arrangements: a whole swipeable nest of generous Vamp4Vamp ‘Donors’ waiting for the perfect fledgling to spoil.

    Seducing an old rich dude with this hot bod? Light work.

    ‘Shane, 30*, O+’ wouldn’t know what hit him.

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    15 Jul 2026

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    After unlocking a new kink in a Vegas Penthouse, Shane Hollander is left to grapple with the void Ilya Rozanov leaves behind. He accidentally and then very purposefully fills that void with a roster of MLH players--starting with his friends J.J. and Hayden on the Metros. The Committee that forms around their favorite cumslut does whatever it needs to to protect both his body and his heart, even as they watch it continue breaking.

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    A very smutty breakup/reunion fic where Shane gets passed around like a blunt and loves every minute of it until he remembers Ilya. Most common adjective in the comments: "unhinged"

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Shane built his life on control—on routines so strict they left no room for anything real. What started as harmless discipline turned into something sharper, quieter, until even he couldn’t tell where the control ended and the damage began. By the time anyone noticed, Shane had already given up on himself.

    Ilya never believed in control to begin with. His world unraveled slower, heavier—until one night, he stopped trying to hold it together at all. When he wakes up in a hospital bed, broken but alive, the only thing he feels is anger that it didn’t work. Ilya has given up on life entirely.

    Against both their wishes, they’re sent to a remote rehab center and forced into the same room—two strangers with nothing in common but the ways they’re falling apart.

    As the walls between them slowly crack, anger turns into understanding, and silence into something softer. Because maybe, just maybe… you don’t have to want to be saved to start finding a reason to stay.

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    21 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 27

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    Sunoo has spent his entire life chasing perfection. But now, perfection has started chasing back.

    And the closer it gets, the thinner the line between art and obsession turns until identity becomes erasure.

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    20 May 2026