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    Projecting onto fictional people is cheaper than therapy

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    "Strap him down," someone said, and Harry felt the rage thicken inside him -- the viscous fear.

    Magical bindings pulled taut around his wrists . . . He felt a wand touch his arm and then a sharp bite as something punctured the skin, and a sweet, cool tonic rushed his veins.

    His breathing slowed. His eyelids drooped. The ceiling went grey and dark. And then he heard a woman's voice sigh, "Someone, get Healer Malfoy."

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    05 Jul 2026

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    "I'm, uh, I'm a little drunk," he says abruptly. Diavolo makes a noise into the phone. "In case you remember why you called. If it's important. I'm a little drunk." Did that make sense? Words are a little hard right now.

    "Hmm," Diavolo says, "Hmmm. That's fine. It's New Year's."

    "It's New Year's," Doppio agrees. "We're, y'know." He switches to English: "'Partying like it's 1999.'"

    "I don't speak French," Diavolo says, and Doppio chokes immediately.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    "You're a cat dad," Narancia gasps. Abbacchio rolls his eyes. "Of course. So you want to die surrounded by cats?"

    "Yes, but more importantly, I want them to eat my corpse when I die," Abbacchio says, an awful grin spreading across his face.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    "I'm only single because there's no girl on Earth who could handle all this." Narancia gestures at himself, and Mista giggles again, and then cringes. His nose still hurts.

    "That's definitely it," Trish says, rolling her eyes. "But what about the rest of you? Are all of you just bachelors?"

    "No," Fugo says. He's been shuffling cards, and now he begins dealing them out. "Buccellati's married."

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    Narancia minded his own business. Usually.

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    In which Narancia can't seem to stop stumbling upon Giorno and Mista in a number of compromising situations.

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    02 Jul 2026