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Depth of Reason by you_remind_me_of_the_babe
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
11 Dec 2023
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Simon Snow is a social worker in the Department of Magical Creature Management. His caseload consists of goblins, werewolves, and other dark creatures whom the Coven monitors for the safety and well being of the World of Mages. Simon’s world is upended one day when his old Watford roommate, Baz Pitch, walks into his office. After being outed as a vampire at the age of 27, Baz is now subjected to a year of bi-monthly check-ins with his former nemesis before he can live under more “limited” surveillance by the Coven.
Now, seeing Baz again, having him under his “care,” forces Simon to confront his view of Baz, and makes him wonder whether the Coven’s policies towards dark creatures are justified. Is it too late for Simon to make amends with Baz? And will the two of them be able to stand up against the Coven’s draconian policies for the greater good of all magical kind?Bookmarked by Freclface
12 Jun 2026
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Notting Hill by fiend-for-culture (caspian)
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
15 May 2026
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'Oh, god—I'm so sorry—I'm—' I'm stuttering. I can't help it. You wouldn't be able to either if you had just spilled the entirety of an overpriced coffee on the fittest man in London.
In the world. Potentially. (I haven't checked, but I'd wager at least a tenner on it.)
I'm pressing a disintegrating coffee-soaked tissue against his chest and possibly—definitely—only making things worse.
'Stop,' he says. Baz Pitch says. To me. I'm talking to Baz Pitch. The Baz Pitch.
BAFTA nominated Baz Pitch.
Sexiest man alive Baz Pitch.
My celebrity crush Baz Pitch.
Simon Snow meets his celebrity crush.
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12 Jun 2026
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Restoration Ecology by aralias for SHARKMARTINI
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
19 Feb 2022
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Simon has never forgiven Baz for ruining his life at the start of eighth year. He’d hoped never to see Baz again. Ever. But when Baz applies for a position on the Coven, it’s impossible not to hire him. So – now, they’re working together. And as much as Simon wants to continue hating Baz, the dead spots between them are starting to heal …
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- English
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- 51,073
- Chapters:
- 9/9
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12 Jun 2026
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half the time by wetheformidables
Fandoms: Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
27 Apr 2023
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Simon Snow has watched enough romantic comedies to suspect he may be in the middle of a meet cute—well, a so-we-meet-again cute. He doesn’t know what his therapist will make of all this.
A year and a half after their last, truceless year at Watford, Simon and Baz meet again on the London Underground.
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11 Jun 2026
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Filling in the fade-to-black sex scene at the end of Any Way the Wind Blows.
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- Part 1 of Starting Again: Sketches of Intimacy
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02 Jun 2026
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There is nothing Simon Snow loves more in life than football. And there's really nothing in Baz Pitch's life other than football.
Baz Pitch is the star player of Mummers United FC, a low tier club he's singled-handedly put on the maps, along with the tiny northern town of Watford-on-Mummers. Simon Snow is a footie fanatic, founder of the MumU supporter section, and owner of the Sun and Goat pub. He's built a living out of watching Baz play, and it doesn't even matter that they haven't spoken since they were kids. Simon knows, no matter what, Baz Pitch is going to be the greatest player England has ever seen.
So why is Baz Pitch living in a middle terrace in the middle of nowhere, day drinking and doing (bad) yoga?
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- 18/18
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21 May 2026
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You know I love you still by fiend-for-culture (caspian) for laxis
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
03 Jan 2025
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One day. Five years.
A peek into what it's like to love and be loved by Simon Snow.
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- Chapters:
- 5/5
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08 Feb 2026
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Chapter a day advent calendar. (Plus one chapter because one became a two parter.)
Baz finally gets to spend the holidays with the person he loves the most. That is, after Simon has no choice but to go spend Christmas with Baz at Pitch Manor.
Baz is trying to get Simon into the holiday spirit while Simon is trying to get out of Baz’s house.
Then a mysterious gift arrives.
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23 Dec 2025
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What's Left by cutekilla
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
03 Jul 2022
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On Christmas Day 2015, Simon Snow didn't walk out of the White Chapel alive.
But someone else did - The Insidious Humdrum. He's not really sure what happened, but he knows that whatever it was has changed him from being the greatest threat the World of Mages has ever known to... something else.
Now the Mage is on the lam, Baz is on his aunt's sofa, and the Humdrum is trying to get by on his own in the big city.
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05 Nov 2025
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The Wedding Date by RoyalAsstronaut for skeedelvee
Fandoms: Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
30 Apr 2022
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With his cousin's wedding in Sicily coming up and no time to find a date, Baz is dreading having to put up yet again with his father's blatant attempts at matchmaking him to another eligible bachelorette.
Lucky for him, fate (with quite a bit of help from Dev and Mordelia) has other plans.
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- 8/8
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12 Jun 2025
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Past One O'clock by waterwings for annabellelux
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
24 Feb 2021
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Sometimes, Baz can forget that Simon broke up with him on a Tuesday. (Fuck Tuesdays, by the way.)
Sometimes, Simon can forget that Baz is doing well—really well—and seems almost happy. (Fuck happiness too, actually.)
But neither of them can forget a drunken text, three years later, at 1:02 am.
Nothing really counts past one o’clock in the morning. So, a little texting can’t hurt, can it? (Spoiler: it can hurt. It does hurt. Quite a lot.)
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- Part 2 of The Texting Verse
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- English
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- 6/6
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25 Mar 2025
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Just words on skin by shushu_yaoi_lj
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
12 Dec 2025
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He has probably built this image of me in his head over the years—someone who could match him. Someone rich and posh and wonderful, with a million degrees and a perfect control of their magic. Someone muscular or lean. Someone who isn’t covered in freckles and moles and has a squishy belly.
He’s going to get so disappointed once he gets to know me properly.He’s going to shatter my heart.
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- Chapters:
- 4/5
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02 Mar 2025
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Nothing Equals the Splendor by mostly_maudlin
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
28 Aug 2021
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There are no prophecies to follow, no destinies foretold. Where better to find purpose than a nationally televised baking competition?
A Great British Bake Off AU.
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03 Oct 2024
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Unfinished Business by thewriterxj
Fandoms: Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
07 Aug 2022
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Simon spies Baz walking by one random day, and he realizes there's unfinished business between the two of them. The old rivalries and wars of the magic world no longer play a part in Simon's world, sure. But his magic still threatens to erupt from within, every day. He'd been discarded by the Mage, left by his girlfriend, and even his best friend has moved on to bigger, better, and more magical things. Simon's life is a small, sad, frustrated thing, and it is all Baz's fault.
After all, it was Baz who had stolen his voice in 5th year.
And Simon has always thought of getting it back. Whatever it takes.
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03 Sep 2024
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A Carry On Movie by kayla96k
Fandoms: Carry On - Rainbow Rowell, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
25 Aug 2024
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Simon Snow and Baz Grimm Pitch have been cast to star as the leads in a new movie, Carry On. The only problem is that they can't stand each other and in the movie they eventually fall in love. Simon doesn't really like acting, but since the death of his mother and the shocking reunion with his celebrity father as a child, he has worked hard as an actor to maintain the family name. Baz likes acting, but not in the kinds of movies his overbearing father pushes on him. Still, Baz can't help but feel like he needs to impress him, especially since the controversial death of his mother. So Simon and Baz decide to work together, regardless of their tense past. But as they act out their characters' romance, they begin to wonder if the feelings they have are just for the camera or maybe something more.
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26 Aug 2024
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Fuck the Beach by mostly_maudlin
Fandoms: Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
01 Jan 2022
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“I can’t believe you made me come here.”
Baz has been grumbling for the last fifteen minutes. It’s too hot, the sand is sticking to him, the water is frigid. We’ve only been down on the beach for a couple hours, but he’s clearly reached his limit.
I didn’t make him come here, but I don’t say that, because I know he’s looking for an argument and I won’t give it to him. I’m having a great time. It’s so warm, the sand is soft, the water is blissfully cool. It’s a private beach (there are perks to dating a Pitch), so I’m lying on my stomach, wings and tail stretched out behind me, head turned to the side to squint at Baz. It’s a good view.Series
- Part 5 of fun lil ficlets
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[Something's Gotta Give Now] PodFic by mostly_maudlin, therosebudgirl
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
16 Aug 2022
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This is my podfic of Something's Gotta Give by mostly_maudlin
They so very kindly let me podfic their works :)Description: Simon is definitely fine. He lives in LA, he's got the best roommate ever, and his job is pretty okay.
He just wishes everyone would shut up about that one sexy vampire show.Series
- Part 2 of therosebudgirl's podfics :)
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Your Hand In Mine by mostly_maudlin
Fandoms: Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
23 Feb 2022
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"Can I touch you?"
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After an upbringing lacking in mundanity, Neil just wants to live a “normal” life. He’s got a home, a circle of friends, a job — why not give casual sex a shot?
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- English
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- 62,506
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- 15/15
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- 1,342
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- 5,645
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25 Jun 2023
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London Loves Us Only by imjusthereforthefreefood
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
21 Jun 2022
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Simon moves to London to start new, only to find it paralyzingly large and lonely. Enter Baz Pitch.
An ode to dining solo, the London underground, and finding connection when you need it most.
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18 May 2023