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    Shane Hollander agrees to an arranged marriage because refusing could start a war. He expected a transactional relationship, minimal emotional involvement, and maybe some occasional awkward small talk.

    Instead he gets a six-foot-three stupidly attractive Russian alpha who is apparently determined to follow Shane around campus like an overprotective guard dog.

    meanwhile Ilya Rozanov was fully prepared for a spoiled, haughty omega.

    But Shane was earnest, stole his cloths, cried over his gunshot wound, and called him mine in front of his father.

    Now Ilya’s a little obsessed.

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    In this BBC documentary special, Philomena Cunk travels to the planet Erid to pose the questions no one else would even think to ask.

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    St. Simon
    i've been thinking about this for the past twelve hours, and my single problem with all of this is that you cannot be this down bad for a fucking metro, roz

    Ovlichein
    sainty, i think i'd agree but this is The Shane Hollander

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    no fr, anyone else and id be the first one to say cap stand UP !!! but this is miss jane
    like pls, miss jane will you teach me your ways

    Breezy
    ^^^^^ THE Miss Jane

    OR: Shane gets added to a new group chat a mere twenty-four hours after the ghostly outing. It's a highlight, compared to all the other shit that's happening.

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    15 May 2026

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    This is a companion piece to “You Fill Up My Senses”, told from the perspective of the Russian Lover-Boy himself, Ilya Rozanov. You don’t have to read that first, but it would provide some context :)

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    They made eye contact, and for the first time that night, Ilya finally saw a Shane he recognized looking back. He was being assessed. Brown eyes flooded with emotion finally, a tragic mixture of anger, uncertainty, fear, with just a hint of longing tucked in there. Ultimately, resolve won over any other emotion. Shane took a deep breath as they skated to the face-off circle. He spoke quietly, his words meant for only one person.

    “Well. I came out to the team as gay a few weeks ago. Apparently they decided they’d rather spend their time calling me a ‘geisha whore’ and standing around than doing their fucking jobs.”

    His voice was low, but steely. Jagged with hurt and betrayal. Ilya’s stomach dropped. His chest tightened, his vision blurred. How could they…? He could feel himself breathing hard and fast, anger coursing through his lungs. He thought of All-Stars. The crinkled eyes. The gardenia. Someone would pay for this. Many people would pay for this, if he had something to say about it.

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    02 May 2026

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    Boston.

    Shane just got traded to fucking Boston. To where Ilya was. With no apparent fucking reason in the middle of the season. He just won them two cups, why was this happening?

    Shane gets traded in the middle of the 2016/2017 season, just before the All-Stars. The Tuna Meltdown never happens and Shane and Ilya amicably decide to stop seeing each other but remain ‘friends’. Both are very ‘happy’ with this decision until Hollander is traded to Boston. Now they must work with each other on the same team while Shane wonders what the hell happened in Montreal to get him traded in the first place. The Boston Raiders learn that Shane Hollander is not a chicken, or a virgin (lol) like everyone believes. And the Metros learn just how important Shane was in winning those cups.

    And Cliff Marleau is just trying to figure out why Ilya’s messages to Jane stopped.

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    24 Apr 2026