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Jude is a master at keeping his head down, surviving the pressure, and treating Dortmund like a temporary layover. But a breakdown in an empty locker room exposes the raw edges he tries so hard to hide—and puts him directly in the orbit of Erling Haaland.
A story about high pressure, quiet flats, and the sudden, terrifying intimacy of being truly seen by the last person you expected.
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13 Jul 2026
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“Your expression is looking real grim for a winner,” Erling says, crossing his arms over his chest and leaning against the doorframe with his lips tugged into a small smile. For someone who was just defeated on the pitch, his tired eyes are glimmering too brightly with amusement as he looks at Jude.
Jude sucks in a deep breath.
Then, shakily, as if it costs all of his courage, he says, “… You’re leaving.”
England defeats Norway in the quarterfinals. And, well, whoever said it was smart to leave your heart on the pitch?
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13 Jul 2026
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defeat tastes of blood and honey. jude kisses his cheek anyway. (post-norway vs. england copium!! my haalingham heart is so well fed)
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- Part 1 of champagne supernova.
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13 Jul 2026
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The Testament of Longing by WendigoWhisperTherapy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992), Dracula - Bram Stoker (Novel 1897), Dracula: A Love Tale (Movie 2025), The Historian - Elizabeth Kostova
27 Mar 2026
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A love once torn apart has found its way back.
After centuries of waiting, Vladric stands face to face with the impossible—her return. Time has passed, empires have fallen, but his devotion remains unchanged. Loss did not end love. Silence did not erase longing.
This is the story of a man who will not lose her twice. Of quiet defiance against fate. Of love reborn not only as a miracle—but also as a choice.
Because some souls do not part forever.
And some loves do not accept endings.Book Two of The Chronicle of the Veil
For Book One, see The Fallen of Night and the Devout of Dawn.
For Book Three, see Profaned Blood Liturgy Beneath the Withering MoonSeries
- Part 2 of The Chronicle of the Veil
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28 Mar 2026
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31 Jan 2026
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35 days.
If anyone had asked Hermione before the war, she would've said a month in Malfoy Manor wouldn't be able to break her.
She hadn't been wrong many times in her life, but, well; you win some, you lose some. Granted, it would have been nice to lose something much more trivial than magical stability, but it was collateral damage at this point, all things considered.
Why had she returned to this godforsaken castle again?
Oh right. It was either gossiping students or tabloid-leaking medi-wizards, so. Lesser of two evils.
Merlin she needed to get her magic back. Soon.
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117 years.
What the point in sending an 18 year old to complete his education when his potential Azkaban sentence surpassed that of his lifespan was, Draco would never understand.
He had tried to protest it, but when the Minister said it was either probation in Hogwarts or early detainment, he all but apparated to Flourish and Blotts to get his mandatories.
Those now-chronically-hazy eyes of Granger's made him regret not agreeing to rot in that Azkaban cell earlier, though.
Why was she still fully Occluded?
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09 Jun 2025
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Marriage, Murder, and Other Misfortunes by Spookyandcooky
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Feb 2026
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Five years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the wizarding world is what you might call “a godsdamned mess.” The population is dwindling, the economy is suffering, and Hermione Granger has decided to pursue an arranged marriage—but only so she can be nominated to the antiquated Wizengamot, of course. After all, the Wizengamot is ignoring the world’s problems, and Hermione is determined to fix them. Granted, she never expected to be matched with Draco sodding Malfoy—the newest DMLE consultant who wears his Azkaban tattoos as proudly as his childhood sneer. But admittedly, between the turbulence of her farcical relationship, corrupt politicians, and a serial killer on the loose, nothing in Hermione’s life is going according to plan. Maybe hate sex with her husband will help?
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28 Apr 2025
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Water Speaketh To Me by queenmidalah
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
15 Feb 2016
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Sigrid's unique ability brings her to Ravenhill. How will this change the fate of the line of Durin?
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13 Apr 2025
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without an ounce of selfishness by thesetemplebones
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
09 Mar 2015
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Sigrid's laugh was muffled against Fili's hand that was pressed against her mouth. She longed to open her mouth, to kiss his palm, to taste him.
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- Part 3 of what is marriage?
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13 Apr 2025
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Five years after the war, Hermione Granger has built a life of purpose—healer training, equality activism, and a prestigious Muggle PhD in neuroscience. It’s all very impressive. But beneath the polished résumé? Guilt, nightmares, and the failure to undo the one spell that truly mattered: Obliviate.
Draco Malfoy, on the other hand, pulled a disappearing act after Azkaban, along with other “marked heirs.” Their absence? A conspiracy theorist’s dream. But a Daily Prophet exposé drags his past back into the spotlight, reigniting public outrage and demands for retribution.
Then Hermione finds him—of all places—in a Muggle library. Together, they navigate political unrest, vigilante threats, and a search for magical artifacts that could rewrite their futures: for Draco, a chance to free himself from his past; for Hermione, a slim hope to restore what she’s lost. But in a society on the verge of explosion, they will soon discover that some actions cannot be reversed, and some wounds can only heal if they’re first torn open.
**Completed**
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29 Mar 2025
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Mystery Work
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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25 Mar 2025
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In the Snake Pit | A Dramione fic by evilqueen01232
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Mar 2026
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The Light has won the war. Headmistress Minerva McGonagall has made it compulsory for all those who missed their 7th year to retake their final year, but she no longer believes the original house allegiances stand. All 8th years are set to be re-sorted into new houses as part of the efforts to recuperate after the war.
What happens when two-thirds of the Golden trio find themselves in the House of Cunning and Ambition, and the other finds himself tainted with a force far beyond his control?
What happens when Hermione makes a startling discovery about her heritage and finds herself grappling with the implications and Magic it comes with? What happens when the Brightest Witch of her age is forced to change her priorities, find family where she never expected to, and seek comfort in the arms of the boy who had no choice? The answers all lie in the Snake Pit.
A story about ancient magic, a corrupted soul that conjures Nightmares and a not-so-dead Headmaster. A story about forgiveness, finding yourself, and of course, saving the world. But most importantly, a story about a boy and a girl that were tested at every turn, but fell in love despite the odds.
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25 Mar 2025
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Draco Malfoy has resigned himself to ten years in Azkaban when hope appears in the forms of Minerva McGonagall and Luna Lovegood. His return to Hogwarts finds him sharing living quarters with some of the people he despises most, unexpected responsibilities, and an odd connection with Hermione Granger. As things turn dark, Draco and Granger must team up to discover who is behind the 'Pureblood Purge'.
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25 Mar 2025
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24 Mar 2025
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Knight of Cups: Which Way Is Up? by slytherin_spellbook
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 May 2025
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Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are professionally at the height of their careers, pushing boundaries in magical healing and research. But while their work thrives, their personal lives are dictated by duty—Draco bound to a future he never chose, Hermione clinging to a past that no longer fits. Paths once certain begin to shift, choices once unquestioned start to unravel. Between obligation and desire, expectation and reality, all four of them are forced to ask themselves the same question: What do you do when the life you built no longer feels like your own?
Knight of Cups
Upright: New romances and creativity, Passion projects, Gallantry and charm
Reversed: False appearances, Lack of confidence, Jealousy and emotional manipulationas per usual, silly lil disclaimer. I don't own anything HP related or whatever. And please don't translate my fics without permission, post them to reading tracker apps like Goodreads or Storygraph. or bind them for profit (b/c thats just illegal ya know?) Otherwise I hope you enjoy <3
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24 Mar 2025
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24 Mar 2025
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After the war, Draco Malfoy lives in seclusion in a gloomy mansion in France, licking the wounds of his body and mind. When an unknown curse threatens Britain, Hermione Granger is forced to live with him. Will she be able to find something within his soul worth saving?
A Beauty and the Beast retelling 🥀Bookmarked by FoolishPhilosopher
24 Mar 2025
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After the war, Draco Malfoy is given the choice to spend his days in Azkaban or get back to Hogwarts to get his NEWTs and complete his education. But something is broken in him, parts of himself lost in the war. And while he loses himself, he perhaps finds something else.
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“Hermione Granger.”
Her name was raspy on his tongue, vowels and consonants scratching his thirsty throat.
It hurt.
He liked it.
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30 Nov 2023
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So JK is a TERF and the ending of harry potter sucked. I wanted to rewrite it.
I think Harry becoming an auror was terrible move, Nevil and Luna were an OTP, and Ron needs a serious redemption arc. What if Harry became the new DADA teacher, the Order of the Phoenix rebuilt the Ministry of Magic, Hermione became the new head of the Auror office, Ron found redemption in working with the remaining twin, and quite a bit more. I've had ideas for this for years, so why not write it and let people read if it they like!
I've wanted to do this since I was a kid and finally got the motivation as an adult since my writing skills have improved somewhat. This is really just for fun and for wish fulfillment, I'm not a writer and my skills lay in writing code, not stories. But this is a fun way for me to express myself and let me experience the wizarding world, sans JK. Just a brief side note, I don't really like Cursed Child and it won't be canon here!
I hope you enjoy!Bookmarked by FoolishPhilosopher
28 Nov 2023