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Heart Between Your Teeth by FoolishIdiot for Heroes_dont_care_onlyfrogsallowed
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 Feb 2026
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“If you ask Lucifer, he may have initiated but Alastor beat him to the finish line.”
With a plan to get closer to the king in order to earn his trust, Alastor accidentally finds himself in a rather questionable situationship with Lucifer. At some point it leaves him with more questions than he really wants the answers to. But he will not be made the fool.
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Alastor needs there to be no doubt in Lucifer's mind that the sinner loves him with everything that his dead heart is capable of. Maybe if he opened himself up enough for those emotions to be shamelessly expressed, his little angel will finally get it.
His efforts, while bittersweet, are not completely in vain
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Back At The Beginning (With You) by FoolishIdiot for itsthebeanie
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
22 Jan 2025
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How long had he been out of love with Lilith? How long had he been unknowingly clinging so tightly to something that made him feel so empty inside?
He knew he had a resistance to change but he’d let it make him stand still for so long that he missed his daughter growing up and his marriage dying out.
Was he really willing to miss out on the new warmth that bloomed in him now? That he’d not felt since Eden, if ever?
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They also traded barbs, competed to be a better father to Charlie, and— the worst of all— constantly made puns or horrible dad jokes at each other's expense. The Cursed Wall ™ might have finally been given a break from explosives, but it was replaced by two powerful beings constantly arguing.
All and all, though, nothing too new or exciting.
That would include Lucifer pulling Alastor closer to him in an empty hallway on the way up to their rooms, long after everyone had gone off to bed. This might appear new to others, exciting even as no one knew about it, but to Lucifer it was month two of exploring this tension between himself and the radio demon.
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The Radio Demon really knew how to get under Lucifer's skin in a way like no one had ever truly been able to. Alastor almost pulled out the Devil in him, the one everyone truly thought him to be. What with how often he thought about murdering the guy.
Turns out, ‘annoying’ might not be the only frustration Lucifer feels about him…
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OR: the day Lucifer accepts he wants Alastor to fuck him and jerks off about it
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RadioApple Week 2024
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When Lucifer agrees to join Charlie and her friends for the holidays, all he really wants is a chance to reconnect with his daughter, but when he realizes he'll be sharing an Airbnb with one of her friends, he expects to be counting down the days until his flight home.
That is, until he meets Alastor.
Join Lucifer for his very own Hallmark Christmas adventure full of found family, old wounds, and maybe the start of something amazing.
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- Part 1 of Cuts and Bruises
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A training session with the younger angels goes awry and leaves Lucifer's soul purified and the very foundation of Hell at risk of destruction. Driven by necessity and perhaps a little personal interest, Alastor takes Samael on tour through the rings on a speedrun to corruption. With a little help from The Sins they can return his memories, save Hell from falling into the void, and just maybe find connection along the way.
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Alastor has long ago accepted that there is something fundamentally wrong with him. Not only because he is a sadistic serial killer and cannibal, nor because he was born with what some may consider the wrong genitalia. It is because said genitalia is broken. Without a steady partner, that flaw has never truly bothered him. Not until now.
Not until Lucifer.
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Calculus (or the study of instantaneous rates of change and the summation of infinitely small factors to make a whole) by Delta_Pavonis
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
14 Jun 2026
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Given how and where and when Alastor grew up, he generally doesn't consider himself bad at math. There are all sorts of combinations of sums and division and multiplication he can do without the assistance of an adding machine. He first learned the skill while helping his maman scale up and down amounts in the kitchen. He encountered it again as he started to read music and transpose compositions between different keys for different instruments. Then he honed said skill keeping a close eye on what he should be earning for his hours of work versus what white men tried to pay him, not to mention how tips got allocated out amongst band members. So between cooking and music and money, he’s rather competent day-to-day.
In this particular instance, however, Alastor can admit that he has vastly miscalculated.
_____________Alastor and Lucifer engage in a fake relationship in an attempt to fuck with Vox. It doesn't exactly go as planned.