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    “I’m right here. And you are okay, and you are safe, and healthy, and you are at home, yes? It is quiet, and nobody is there, nobody is bothering you. And the world is full of stupid idiots, but you are not one of them. And I am here. When you need me, I am here.”

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    or: The whole world thinks Shane is gay because of some stupid internet rumors, and he doesn't even have to confirm it. He's losing control of his entire life and he needs somewhere to put what little he does have.

    Ilya has open hands.

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    26 Feb 2026

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    When he was seven years old, Shane Hollander was briefly lost at an airport. Luckily, the kindness of a stranger ensured he made it back to his parents safely, putting an end to a terrifying three hours for the Hollanders. It takes twenty years (and one heated rivalry) for Shane to learn the name of his rescuer. It takes twenty years for Ilya to learn his wish had already come true.

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    25 Feb 2026

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    "If neither of us is going to get any sleep with you on the floor," Miles said, "you could at least have the decency to come up here instead of tossing and turning all night."
    "I -- what -- Edgeworth, are you serious?"
    "Deadly serious." He paused. "Poor choice of words."

    (or, miles and phoenix manage to pick up the pieces after 1-4 despite not knowing how to talk about their feelings even a little bit)

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    22 Feb 2025

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    “Do you like men?”

    Miles nearly spit out his iced tea at the question. “What?

    Phoenix didn’t even have the sense to look embarrassed. “Well, I never really asked when I propositioned you. It didn’t seem relevant, considering our agreement was for optics.”

    “You think I was queerbaiting?” Miles gasped, scandalized.

    Phoenix shrugged. “Six years ago you would have considered it tactfully advancing your career.”

    “I spoke at pride events!” Miles exclaimed, drawing some dirty looks from the elderly couple in the booth across from them.

    “All I’m saying is I’ve never seen you with anyone, especially not any men.”

    Miles rolled his eyes at this. “Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t have any time to go on dates with handsome young pursuers while I was busy saving my husband who jumped off of a bridge!

     

    At 20 years old, Phoenix asks Miles Edgeworth to marry him. Fifteen years and a lot of W-2s later, they finally say their vows.

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    11 Feb 2025

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    In which Phoenix Wright baffles his friends and acquaintances by earnestly informing them of how much they mean to him. Featuring onion rings, multiple whippings, gross breaches of courtroom etiquette, and somewhat impractical use of Edgeworth's office door.

    This fic is set post-Trials and Tribulations, with spoilers for the original game trilogy.

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    21 Jan 2024