Fluffmonster69
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"Bilbo Baggins had chosen the job because he thought it would be a quiet peaceful kind of work, just him and the books. Maybe the occasional doorstop with a death wish, but peaceful."
Everything changes when he sends an email to his favourite actor and celebrity crush Thorin Oakenshield, when he is outed as trans to the press. Add Frodo Baggins turning up practicaly on his doorstep one day in tears, and Bilbo Baggins is wondering how he ended up with Thorin and his nephew, eating chicken soup togther in his kitchen on a random Saturday night. (The soup was delicious).
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Charlie swan is suspicious of the new Doctor in town. Charming and seemingly perfect in everyway Carlisle Cullen has to have something to hide. After a strange attack one night makes Charlie sicker than he's ever been, can he finally give in and rely on Carlisle to help him.
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Half Return by Fluffmonster69
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
30 Jan 2026
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Frodo Baggins was orphaned while Bilbo Baggins was away during the events of "The Hobbit", and when Bilbo returns he's not the same grumpy uncle Frodo remembers who told him stories of adventure and magic. He's become a shell of himslef, hardly speaking and not eating as much as a regular hobbit. Frodo has to work out how to put the pieces of his uncle back together without him breaking down again. The only clues to the source of his uncles mysery; a locket containing a portrait and a lock of hair and a sadness brought on by the appearence of dwarves in the shire.
One shot from Frodo's pov.
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Nobody's Soldier by Fluffmonster69
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025), The Batman (Movie 2022), DCU
28 Nov 2025
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Set post-Superman 2025, the defeated superman clone falls into the black hole ripping apart Metropolis, but what if that black hole led to The Batman (2022) universe?
Bruce Wayne helps the Clone be his own person no longer controlled by the whims of Lex Luthor.*abandoned, to be re-written.
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Blasphemous Rumors by Fluffmonster69
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU
15 Aug 2025
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Inspired by the events of Batman: Gotham By Gaslight (1989) Bruce Wayne is on trial, believed to be Jack the Ripper after the serial murders follow him from London to Gotham. Clark Kent is sent to report on the trial and the week leading to Bruce's execution. He is unnerved by Bruce, who's appearance and demeanor have drastically changed, however upon arriving back in Gotham a day after the trial Clark is greeted with the city in uproar. Bruce Wayne has escaped his imprisonment and criminals start cropping up half dead covered in identical puncture wounds. Clark sets out to find Bruce as Superman, finding instead a monster lurking in the shadows of Gotham's streets.
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A Modern day Merlin AU set at the University of St Andrews, featuring teetotal kickboxers, secret wizards, magnificent bodyguards of various genders, irate fairies, imprisoned dragons, crumbling gothic architecture, arrogant princes, adorable engineering students, stolen gold, magical doorways, attempted assassination, drunken students, shaving foam fights, embarrassing mornings after, The Hammer Dance, duty, responsibility, friendship and true love...
This story was inspired by the thought of Prince William of Wales (and indeed the current Max von Hapsburg) studying at the University of St Andrews; it is also, as the title suggests, at least a little inspired by the operetta 'The Student Prince'.
Grateful thanks to Lamardeuse and DarkEmeralds for Beta and cheerleading!
::2019 note: This story was written BEFORE the TV show introduced the character of Gwaine. It's not that I can't spell, or that I'm perversely writing him out of character - I incorporated other characters from Arthurian legend (Kay, Gawain etc) into my story, and lacking prophetic abilities, my versions naturally don't mesh with the versions subsequently introduced into the show.::
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25 Jun 2026
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In which there is a severe misunderstanding, a dwarf fallen on hard times, and a hobbit that wants to make it right.
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14 Jun 2026
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Black scowled. “My body is dead. Or it probably is. My soul must have split into the ring before.”
“You think your soul is in this ring?” It made his finger itch.
“Yes. I don’t know how I have this physical, well, less physical and more visual form, but I know my soul is alive.”
“You can’t possibly know that! And what am I supposed to do with the ring then?” Draco flashed the ring in front of Black. ”I don’t fancy being haunted the rest of my life.”
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Summer before fifth year, Kreacher gives Draco a ring containing Regulus Black’s soul. Draco learns a lot because of it, namely how to befriend a Potter.
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24 Apr 2026
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In the summer before his fifth year at Hogwarts, Harry is drawn to a room in Grimmauld Place. Like the Gryffindor he is, he enters the room without fear. The room is a library, and Harry is surprised to find that he’s eager to learn.
Then he gets the bad news: he’s been accidentally expelled from Hogwarts, and he needs to be sorted again. Everyone is confident that he’ll go straight back to Gryffindor, but with what he's been learning, Harry’s not so sure.
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