Fintastica



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  1. Summary

    Hogwarts will never not be a chaotic place.

    Featuring stories from the hall of Hogwartalia, ser vaguely in the 2000s.

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  3. Summary

    Requests open!

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  4. Summary

    A series of fics about Grian, Pearl, and what happens when Grian is part eldritch being.

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  5. Summary

    A series of stories from the world of (MCYT) Ever After High!

    based loosely on the books

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  1. Public Bookmark 59

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    Donald Trump locks Alfred. F. Jones up in the basement of the White House Basement!!? #notclickbait #freealfred

    After collapsing on live TV, Alfred F. Jones (the literal embodiment of freedom™) finds himself caged up in the White House basement by none other than his own president, Donald fucking Trump. Forced to eat nothing but cold McDonalds leftovers & off-brand Diet Coke.

    Canada breaks into the White House to check up on his brother. Meanwhile, Prussia and Denmark may or may not be plotting the dumbest rescue mission in history… (maybe with some help from Russia…)
    As the rest of the world holds their breath, in anticipation, waiting too see what stupid shit the USA is gonna try pull next.

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    27 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 2

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    America invited England, Canada and France to his house for a Thanksgiving dinner. While the adults were having fun, America caught their kids doing something mischievous.

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    22 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 1

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    While it’s generally difficult to ascribe a cause to the health problems of nations, especially in the modern day, Iceland is more or less certain that his particular brand of hell is related to geological activity. Apparently, however, it’s too much to ask the symptoms to restrict themselves to showing only during major earthquakes and volcanic activity.

    So now Iceland has a tidy little acronym to explain why he’s in the bathroom for (non-consecutive) hours some days. It doesn’t make him feel any better.

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    11 Jun 2026

  4. Rec 7

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    Iceland spends a lot of time at sea. Usually, however, that time is voluntary, or at least pushed on him by the men who raised him, which means he goes along with it with a bit of complaining.

    This is not voluntary.

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    11 Jun 2026

  5. Rec 14

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    There are not many opportunities in this world for a changeling to thrive. Technoblade knows this better than anybody, and it's the reason he ended up in a deal where his true name was signed over to Fortune's Hall. Even when the original owner died and another took their place, Techno stayed indebted to work at the casino, resigning to his new job under the fae known as Quackity.

    When somebody else tries to claim a debt, however, Techno could end up going from the frying pan into the fire, unless Quackity figures out a way to keep his favorite employee legally his.

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    09 Jun 2026