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An arrogant, world-renown Quidditch star for the National American team suffers a nasty fall during one of the biggest events in Quidditch history. No longer being able to play in the big leagues, you are offered a teaching position at Hogwarts, curtsey of Headmaster Dumbledore, in light of Madam Hooch's temporary leave of absence.
Snape hates you.
Lupin is slowly starting to become your best friend.
Children are an absolute pain in the ass.
And why is some dumb black dog following you around constantly?
Being a professor did not seem like it would be that far off from a cakewalk. You were sorely mistaken.
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You stabbed your fork into your now cold food, late once again for breakfast because of that damned dog. You huffed.
"Great, my eggs are all dried up."
"The gene pool is saved for another generation. 𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨."
You scowled at the Potion's Master.
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31 May 2026