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    Ilya knows that, between him and Shane, he's the more affectionate of the two. He's not sure if it's because he's from Europe, where everyone greets each other with a hug and a kiss on the cheek, or if it's because he grew up so starved for love and affection that he can't do anything except show Shane how much he loves him at any chance that he has.

    So, yes, he knows that he's the one most likely to kiss Shane on the cheek when he skates by him at practice or come up behind Shane when he's cooking dinner just to wrap his arms around him or fall on top of Shane while he's reading on the couch, desperate to have his skin touching Shane's.

    But, Shane… Shane loves Ilya differently. It's quieter. More intentional.


     

    Or, five times that Shane loved Ilya in his quiet way, and one time that he loved Ilya loudly.

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    26 Jul 2026

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    I feel like he truly only likes me for my ass, Shane thinks. But thankfully, there’s just enough of his brain-to-mouth filter still working well enough to translate that to, “I feel like she truly only likes me for my dick. But maybe I wanna cuddle after or some shit. Is that a crime?”

    “Absolutely not, Hollander. You should get all the cuddles you want after a good fuck.” Cliff raises his glass and winks.

    He can't believe he's really just talking to Rozanov’s teammate and friend about him. Not that he knows it’s about Rozanov, but still. 

    Shane's never having vodka ever again. But for now, he’ll let it lower his inhibitions—if only to get all of this off his chest. Maybe then it’d stop fucking aching.

    shane strikes up an unlikely friendship with cliff marleau after he walks out of ilya’s penthouse suite in vegas feeling worthless. it’s all fairly innocent at first, until a threesome with shane and a woman awakens something in cliff that he’s never even thought about before. he confides in ilya without revealing who his secret gay awakening was, but ilya connects the dots anyway and goes on a jealous rampage before finally confronting his feelings for shane.

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    26 Jul 2026

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    LILY: bored of me already, Hollander? 

    LILY: is not nice to ignore me, sexy

    LILY: shane, seriously, are you ok?

    Another half hour passes, and he’s had enough. He calls in the next best reinforcement he can think of.

    Yuna Hollander answers on the second ring. “Hi sweetheart.”

    “Hey.” He tries to keep his voice even and calm, rather than panicked and uneasy, which is how he feels. “Have you heard from Shane?”

    “Shane? No, not since this morning. Why?”

    “I-” Ilya hesitates very briefly, sure suddenly that he is overreacting. How will it look to Shane’s mother, when he is home safe and sound, and his overly possessive boyfriend is calling every family member to check up on his location? 

    “Ilya.” Her voice grows more serious. “What’s going on?”

     

    --shane gets into a car crash and doesn't answer his phone- worried & protective ilya ensues!-

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    25 Jul 2026

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    ILYA: i think something is wrong with me

    SVETA: yes, many things are but what are you talking about

    ILYA: i may not like gay people? it makes me sick i think

    ILYA: I am horrible friend

    ILYA: he was so scared to tell me he likes men in college because i am muscular russian straight man but i assure him i am not like those russian muscular straight men who hate gay people

    ILYA: and now that he gets a boyfriend i find out i am wrong

    SVETA: does it upset you when you see me and rose touch

    SVETA: and dont fucking say its hot or ill beat you for that too

    SVETA: or scott and kip?

    ILYA: no i dont really think about it like that

    SVETA: …

    SVETA: im turning off notifications for you for the rest of my trip

    Or, Shane gets a boyfriend. His roommate struggles.

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    24 Jul 2026

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    Shane Hollander comes out as gay after a video of him talking to Rose Landry is leaked the week before he has to go to All-Stars 2017.

    Shane is not going to let a bunch of homophobes scare him.

    Although, as Ilya Rozanov is starting to figure out, they might not be as homophobic as they all seem...

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    AKA Half the league is having a sexuality crisis. The other half is lying.

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    24 Jul 2026