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Fresh off a bitter divorce, Aziraphale fabricates a perfect marriage to get hired at a wedding magazine—just a stepping stone on the way to his dream career. It's a foolproof plan, until he needs to produce said husband for the magazine's annual couples retreat.
Enter Crowley, his best friend's mysterious cousin, who agrees, for his own reasons, to play fake husband for a week—no strings attached, no messy complications.
One problem: the more Aziraphale discovers about the real man behind the act, the less fake his feelings become.
Aziraphale thought the hardest part would be fooling everyone else…
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22 Nov 2025
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Crowley gets reinstated as an angel.
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17 Nov 2025
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The Serpent's House by hope_in_the_dark for reasonably_tattered
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Jul 2025
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Aziraphale Fell has been working at Heaven's Gate for the better part of twenty years as an assessor of orphanages for children with magical abilities. His life in London is fine, mostly. He has a house, and a cat, and that should be enough.
When he receives a strange assignment that has him bound for a month-long stay on a remote Scottish island, however, he begins to realise that everything may not be as it seems.
(Note: this is an AU set in the world of TJ Klune's The House in the Cerulean Sea, and while I recommend that you read it, it's not necessary to do so to understand the plot of this fic!)
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- 22/22
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03 Nov 2025
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Angel's pen, demon's pen by Inicaz
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Sep 2025
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HUMAN AU
Aziraphale Fell is a well-known archaeologist and author of successful historical works. Anthony Crowley is a former professional boxer who in recent years has dedicated himself to writing crime novels and noir stories, revolutionizing the genre. Both publish for the publishing house Alpha Centauri, at the top of which there are Gabriele Angeli and Bella Zebu. She proposes a collaboration between the two authors, to help Fell overcome his first writer’s block.This story takes place in Italy, so the names are almost all Italianate.
I'm not a native English writer or speaker (I'm italian), so I apologize in advance if there will be errors or oddities :)Enjoy your reading 😁
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31 Oct 2025
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Aziraphale has read every book in his shop at least once. He has reread some of his favored volumes dozens of times, has memorized whole great swaths of them. If his own words are insufficient to convince Crowley of his sincerity, then perhaps the words of others can!
(He might have the decency to ask the books what they thought of this plan. The books had been watching the two of them for over a hundred years, and certainly had a great deal to say on the matter. But Aziraphale neglects to consult them, and thus will be very unprepared for what happens next.)
Back on earth, Aziraphale tries to apologize.
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12 Sep 2025
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Anthony J. Crowley isn’t up to much these days.
In fact, you could almost say his days as a rockstar are pretty much behind him. Rotting in bed all day, with half-written songs plaguing him and no lyrics to speak of, everything points to his career being over for good.
That is until Maggie, his manager, claims to have found him the perfect lyricist to get him out of his slump. And what better way to get the creative juices flowing than spending a whole month together in a secluded cottage on the Isle of Skye?
Provided Crowley’s attempts at making the man run for the hills aren’t successful…*
“You wrote these lyrics,” Crowley repeated just to make sure he’d understood correctly. “The lyrics about sucking dick. You wrote them.”
The stranger wrinkled his nose, a blush appearing on his rounded cheeks. “Well, it’s actually meant to be an exploration of taste and touch as a way to connect with another person, as well as a metaphor for–”
“Sucking dick,” Crowley completed for him.
“Mmh,” the man hummed noncommittally, lips pursed in both annoyance and embarrassment.Series
- Part 1 of Growing on Me
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04 Sep 2025
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Tristis Serpentus and Other Strange Snakes of the Amazon, Narrated by David Attenborough by everydayistuesday
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
28 Sep 2024
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The months since Armageddidn’t have been near perfect… until Crowley accidentally tells Aziraphale that he loves him, panics, and runs away to live the rest of his days as a snake in the Amazon, where a group of documentary filmers stumble upon him. To (unsuccessfully) distract himself from his broken heart, he does what he does best: sowing seeds of chaos.
Meanwhile, Aziraphale would really appreciate if Crowley would just call him back so they can do this whole love confession thing properly.
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03 Sep 2025
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FANDOM AU! • Crowley is a BNF fic writer, and Aziraphale is a lurking artist who might be just a little parasocially in love with him. How they ever became friends is beyond him, but here they are: One month out from Prophet Con, and Crowley is asking him to be his boyfriend. Just for the weekend, of course.
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18 Aug 2025
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A.J. Crowley, best selling author of action thrillers and sci-fi dramas, wants to try his hand at romance. When writer's block rears its ugly head, his editor and literary agent suggests a romantic writer's retreat in a last-ditch effort to meet his deadline. Aziraphale can be a miracle worker at times, but there's no way a reclusive month away will spark all the romance he needs to finish...
Editor AU: In which two of the least romantic men on earth try to write a romance novel.
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18 Aug 2025
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Villainous by IneffablePenguin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Nov 2021
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{Once Upon A Time…
There was a red-haired sorcerer who lived alone in a high tower, and a blond prince who lived in a palace full of people. And they were both of them desperately lonely.
The Kingdoms of Empyrion and the Sorcerers of Apollyon have hated each other for hundreds of years, ever since the Great War. They do not interact, other than to occasionally try to kill one another. And they certainly do not make friends.
Crow is an exhausted sorcerer who just wants everyone to leave him the hell alone: for the Sorcerer’s Council to stop harassing him to live up to his potential, and for wannabe Empyrion Heroes to stop attacking his tower to try and kill him. Until one day when he meets Prince Azra of the High Fells, who doesn’t behave anything like he’s supposed to…
Part fairy tale, part fantasy, all love story. There’s magic, and grand romantic gestures, and Heroes and a handsome Prince, and a Villain. There are even some wild heroics, though not necessarily from who you would expect. At its core it’s simply about two (relatively) sane people living in a mad world who find each other.
The smut isn’t until later chapters.}
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- Part 1 of Tales From the Rookery
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15 Aug 2025
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In which temptations are accomplished, grand romantic gestures are made, and two ineffable co-stars only take four seasons of an award-winning television program to realize they’re on their own side (at last, at last.)
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10 Aug 2025
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Anything For You by Aleakim
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Sep 2023
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Aziraphale tries to feel good about making a difference in Heaven.
He really tries.
The truth is, though, that he is just utterly, devastatingly miserable and can't stop thinking about everything he has lost to end up here. However, he is determined to see this through, to do good, and maybe somewhere along the way everyone (especially a very particular demon) will acknowledge his efforts.
But when one day news about Crowley's supposed death reaches him, Aziraphale absolutely loses it and suddenly nothing else matters anymore.
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- Part 1 of Anything For You
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05 Aug 2025
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When rising star AJ Crowley finds himself in a little spot of trouble on the set of his new action movie, he is lucky enough to bump into a literal angel who infuses him with some much needed courage in a rather unconventional way.
One fabulous kiss, a fall from grace, many phone calls and approximately twenty years of friendship later, Crowley and Aziraphale are about to embark on their first ever project together, which allows them to get closer than ever.
Will they be brave enough to cross the invisible boundary still standing between them? Or will they let the fear of losing each other get in their way?
Idiocy predictably abounds, but luckily so does the love.Series
- Part 1 of On This Bumpy Road To Love
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01 Aug 2025
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“This was like nothing John had ever thought to associate with Sherlock: stubble, skin-tight jeans and three small silver rings gleaming at the crest of one ear. It was unbelievable, like stepping into an alternative universe, and John couldn't stop staring.”
When Sherlock infiltrates a club in order to track down a serial killer, his altered appearance is enough to make John question his assumption that Sherlock is beyond his reach. However, is he the only one who appreciates his flatmate's charms, or is Sherlock at risk of becoming the next victim? (Warning: reviews may contain fic spoilers)
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31 Jul 2024
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Being Alive by sharkie
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Oct 2023
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“The Book of Life is really a ledger of immortality. When a demon falls to holy water or an angel falls to hellfire, their name automatically gets deleted. But if your name is erased…”
"You become mortal," Aziraphale concluded, his heart beating — faster, faster — spasming, fluttering, pumping vital blood.
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Part of a gambit to delay Apocalypse 2.0, Crowley erases his name from the Book of Life. When it apparently fails to erase him from existence, Aziraphale follows. They wind up as mortals, history and memories completely intact, but far from home.
Alternate title: The Mutual Entrapment of a True Human Form is a Get-Along Shirt and So is This Overbooked Holiday Inn
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14 Aug 2023
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meantime i ask you to be my valentine (i'll be your valentino) by hipsterchrist
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Oct 2019
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I would buy back the stars I made in the sky for you, Crowley thinks. I would get a real human job and work however long I'd need to earn enough real human money to bargain with the Almighty for you and your soul. I would give it all to you in pennies and beg you to try to purchase my freedom from hell if it meant I would be enough for you to want me. Name the price and I will find a way to buy your love.
"Nonsense, angel," Crowley says, grinning. "Consider it my demonic contribution to the ever-increasing crass overcommercialization of this holiday."
Or, Valentine's Days through the ages.
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11 Aug 2023
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Demonology and the Tri-Phasic Model of Trauma: An Integrative Approach by Nnm
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
05 Oct 2019
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As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:
--His clothing was expensive and stylish;
--He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
--His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
--He looked angry;
--He was wearing sunglasses.What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?
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01 Aug 2023
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Circumstances of Distinction by angelsnuffbox (MrsCaulfield), MrsCaulfield
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Nov 2020
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"Once, when Aziraphale was younger and far more of a romantic, he had hoped to be swept off his feet into a whirlwind romance: to feel his heart grow asunder over the passionate thrills of love - a Shakespearean love, filled with flowery words and heated confessions. But such aspirations did not long last. In these circles of society, people married for power. For alliance. To marry for love was to condemn oneself to a life of poverty. And to find that love, out of circumstance, from the stale negotiations of a wedded alliance was above all the greatest privilege, one that could not be afforded by even the wealthiest creature in the world."
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Sir Anthony Crowley has been living his independent life as a cast-out younger son when he had a baronetcy and failing estate suddenly thrust upon him. Mr Aziraphale, son of a wealthy tradesman, could be the answer to his troubles. A balance of rank and wealth, was this not just what unions were for? A series of meetings in the ballrooms of Bath will determine what fate has in store for these two.
A (non angsty) Regency era arranged marriage AU
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01 Aug 2023
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Put Out The Fire by Aleakim
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 Feb 2021
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Aziraphale finds himself in a very awkward position as some sort of spell makes everyone merely glancing in his direction instantly fall deeply and desperately in love with him.
Absolutely everyone.
Well, apart from Crowley, that is.
And while both angel and demon search for a solution to this fairly unique problem, Crowley can’t help wondering whether Aziraphale might finally figure out some things he kept hidden for so very long.
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24 Jul 2023
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we'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow by starkhasheart
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Jan 2020
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Crowley blinks behind his shades. “Are you suggesting—”
“We pretend we’re romantically involved? Perhaps I am.” The angel gives Crowley a guilty smile, cheeks still dusted rosy pink. “It shouldn’t be that hard—we’ve known each other for six millennia, give or take.”
Crowley wins tickets for an all-expenses paid cruise for two, and the obvious choice for his plus-one is none other than Aziraphale. They immediately realize upon boarding the ship that this cruise is meant for couples of the romantic variety, and in a panic, they decide to fake a relationship for fear of scrutiny. Romantic excursions and mutual pining ensues.
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23 Jul 2023