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Lando fishes out the phone from his pocket, ducks down a little when there’s a sharp bang of a door being opened rather harshly on the opposite end of the hallway, puts it up to his ear. “Hi, love.”
Oscar’s voice is crackly, a bit weak ‒ the connection must be shit, this far underground. “Category five bad news incoming,” he says. “Gonna be late to dinner.”
The bangs rise in both intensity and tempo, sparks flying from what Lando thinks might have been a metal lab table at some point, pressed hard against his back. He twists around, returns fire. “You’re kidding.”
Or: all Lando wants to do is finish his job, get his genetically-engineered murder child some much-needed exercise, and be home in time for dinner with Oscar's parents. Nothing in his life works out the way he wants it. Death and Other Lies: the Squeakwel.
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- Part 2 of Into the Daoliverse or Something Idk
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05 Jul 2026
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“You’re not being very sympathetic,” Lando replies. “My roommate is a serial killer!”
Charles says, unhelpfully, “five months ago you walked into his apartment with no identification, no luggage, and the request for him not to look your name up on the internet, and he let you live with him without even asking if you served in the war. And we are surprised he is a lunatic?”
Or: Oscar kills people. Lando is legally dead. Someone wants to restart the war.
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- Part 1 of Into the Daoliverse or Something Idk
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05 Jul 2026
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NORRIS: Are you *eating*?
PIASTRI: Am I-? Of course not.
NORRIS: Is it good?
PIASTRI: Focus, Lando. No other cars around. Leclerc ten seconds behind, slow lap. After Leclerc is Tsunoda, timed lap, Turn 13.
Let’s do a quick one.
NORRIS: On it. Bon appetit, Piastri. [static, a gasp] Pastry!Or, Oscar is Lando's new race engineer for the 2024 season, and they stumble into a coworkers with benefits situation. And then things just keep getting more and more complicated-- but hey, the season is going pretty well!
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02 Jul 2026
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tell the world (i'm coming home) by revanchxst (BadWolfGirl01) for LittleRaven
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars: Rebels, Star Wars - All Media Types
18 Apr 2020
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“Ahsoka,” Vader says.
“Anakin,” his wonderful, brilliant, amazing padawan whispers, pushing herself to her feet with all the grace he’d taught her (and she’d always had within her), and then: “Come home.”
[or: in the Sith Temple on Malachor, Vader makes a choice]
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01 Jul 2026
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goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, you were bigger than the whole sky by hm132050
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
22 Mar 2024
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Following the tragic death of young Formula 2 racer, Anthoine Hubert, there has been a petition from fans for the halo safety device to be removed from cars. We are here now, with Charles Leclerc, for his take on the matter.
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Following Anthoine's death, questions are raised about the necessity of the halo. What follows is a lot of angst for our favourite Monegasque, including discussions of Jules Bianchi and Charles getting the love he deserves from his found family.
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25 Jun 2026