7 Bookmarks by ExistentialKnight
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It was pretty common knowledge around the mortals that you had to be wary of tradespeople. Not that they were all malicious or anything, but when you lived next door to beings with that much power, it paid to be careful.
The problem is Dave Strider is not very careful.
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- Part 1 of the trades of clay and gold
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- English
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- 35,286
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- 6/6
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16 Feb 2023
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Dave Strider stands in front of the cruise ship he unfortunately promised his estranged older sister he would spend the better part of a month on.
Little does he know that he’s about to accidentally kidnap a creature that’ll send his trip swerving off it’s nonexistent rails, changing his life for good.
[Rated Teen+ : this story includes swearing, incompetent metaphors, outrageously cool dudes, and frequent Freudian slips.]Bookmarked by ExistentialKnight
17 Sep 2019
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And You Makes Home by janeway_2cool_4u
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
07 Jun 2019
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I shit you not this came to me in a dream
Set on Earth Post 5 Year Mission. Jim, back from a short training mission, has advanced to Admiral and is working with Uhura in an office job. He mentions to her one day that he’s looking for a place to live off Starfleet campus and Uhura mischievously says she knows someone looking for a roommate that would love to live with him.
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02 Jun 2019
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After making a bet with Strider, Karkat makes it his mission to figure out what quadrant they're in. They do find out, eventually - in very fun ways.
Explicit warnings will be on chapters with explicit content.
Act 1: A Bet Made In Haste - Chapters 1-16
Act 2: Terminal Trials and Errors - Chapters 18-???Series
- Part 1 of Dave: Kiss The Troll Boy
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29 Aug 2018
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27 Aug 2018
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In which Jack Noir trades a small chunk of his weapons stock to a shithead named Strider, in exchange for aforementioned shithead's kid, because Bro doesn't fucking deserve to have a kid and Dave deserves to not be in the situation he's in. Also known as, the Stabdad AU.
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- Part 9 of Stabdad (Integrated Worlds)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 32,817
- Chapters:
- 14/14
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Bookmarked by ExistentialKnight
30 Jul 2018
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In Which Karkat Vantas Must Explain Quadrants To His Redrom Interest Dave Strider Whilst Utilizing Troll Falsettos: A One Part Mini Opera by capripian
Fandoms: Homestuck, Falsettos - Lapine/Finn
07 Apr 2018
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Your name is KARKAT VANTAS, and you are tired of being an unrequited romantic inclined towards your fellow knight, DAVE STRIDER. You finally decided to take action. This entails two bowls of ice cream, a copy of Falsettos, and several acts of shenanigans from your fellow players on Earth C.
Alternate title: Karkat: Explain Troll Culture
Disclaimer: Mostly horrible jokes and ship cameos.
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16 May 2018
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Alright listen the fuck up Olivia is great and even if her writing is 80% memes it's still better than any of the shit i could come up with
quote that one undertale meme: whhhoooooOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD SHIT